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Mon 10/09/17 09:19 PM
It works both ways...the amount of pain it can give you, when it's wrong...
is equal to the amount of joy you can feel, when it's right.winking

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Mon 10/09/17 09:11 PM


You stop setting goals for yourself...you stop adding things to your bucket list... you do, however start planning your own funeral.what


That's sad. I have to say I think differently. Plan adventures, add to bucket list, have a life and live it to the fullest.
I have another two year but I don't intending on planning my funeral.
Life is what you make it.

I just caught that... "another two years?"
what

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Mon 10/09/17 05:07 PM
It is actually pleasurable for some...just like heel sounding...shades

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Mon 10/09/17 03:12 PM


crystal tell us more about this rent a maid with optionslove

Well'
... There's the Budget package, cleaning only and no choice in what she looks like...

... Maid Extra, which includes cooking.

...VIP Girl: cleaning, cooking, you get to choose the type of woman and what you want her to wear. BJs are allowed for a specified price (check the website)

... The top package is Dream Girl: she cooks, cleans, you can choose a type, and... she spends the night, all activities included.

For more details and prices, advantages of renting a maid for at least half a year, check the rent-A-maid website.

As long as she keeps all the knobs in the house polished, I'm in...tongue2

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Mon 10/09/17 12:19 PM
Dear NFL...If I'm going to watch people on their knees...I'll watch Porn.shades

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Mon 10/09/17 11:59 AM

I've seen a stripper with that very tattoo across her azz...her name escapes me at the moment.

I was thinking someplace else that reads G A P E as a prelude
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((0))...hellloooooooo....wait for the echo.:angel:

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Mon 10/09/17 11:52 AM

I want best girl friend

Best of what?

If you have a bag of cookies and all of them are stale, the best one in the bag is still stale.

Your OP implies that you have many girlfriends and are looking for the best of the bunch?

LOL, Girlfriends are not commodities, they are women that are also people. As far as I know, they aren't graded like meat? At least I have never seen a woman with Grade A Prime Choice stamped on them.

[[hmmm, tattoo idea]]]

I've seen a stripper with that very tattoo across her azz...her name escapes me at the moment.

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Mon 10/09/17 11:50 AM
Take a knee...Pop a knee...instant Karma.shades

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Mon 10/09/17 11:43 AM

Chat internationally..date local?

Local Penicillin is cheaper...shades

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Mon 10/09/17 11:41 AM
The web is a cesspool...sick

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Mon 10/09/17 11:40 AM
I want a bad one...a very bad one...shades

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Mon 10/09/17 11:38 AM

How 'bout 'rent-a-maid'?

It's not polite to call her the maid...until the honeymoon is over.drinks

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Sun 10/08/17 01:57 AM
In my youth, girls with braces went to the top of the list...ahhh, sweet pain.tongue2

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Sun 10/08/17 01:41 AM

One side love

It's "Love"... ...not "Shish-kabob"pitchfork

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Sun 10/08/17 01:32 AM
You've been naughty...now be nice.shades

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Sun 10/08/17 01:00 AM
Self bondage can be very dangerous...only for those who have studied the consequences.shades

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Sat 10/07/17 07:54 PM

The clean shaven look ... is a bait many women adore ... integrity ... you look handsome in your new pic waving

I'm a sucker for a clean shaven lady, also... mounds of love...:peach:

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Sat 10/07/17 03:04 PM
It rubs the lotion on its skin... it does this whenever it's told.:angry:

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Sat 10/07/17 03:01 PM
Toe cramp in the middle of the night will do it for me.tears

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Sat 10/07/17 01:15 PM
My first wife was Indian...mixed with a West Indies flare...food was tasty

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