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Fri 10/13/17 04:29 AM
If you exercise too much...people will start calling you...
"Arnold Schwarzen'nuggets"
:banana:

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Fri 10/13/17 04:22 AM
I hope he's got a good explanation for what he has done on my behalf...sad2

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Fri 10/13/17 04:21 AM
That's good pay for entry of any kind...shades

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Fri 10/13/17 02:08 AM
You finally meet his/her family...and discover they are...well...trash.
Is it important for you to like the whole family, or just the one you're dating?

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Thu 10/12/17 06:02 PM
Well... I finished the entire regimen... haven't noticed any improvement, except now, them seem to have turned blue.:angry:

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Thu 10/12/17 03:53 PM
What?...
Hold my breath for two minutes??
Has anyone ever survived this exercise Blondi?sick

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Thu 10/12/17 10:26 AM
They will reap the consequences of their actions for being so open minded... and when they catch a troop leader having a sleepover with the girls, there will be the usual outrage,
corrective action/abolishment of the idea, and go back to normal again.whoa

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Thu 10/12/17 08:41 AM

All I can say is there going to be a lot of Boy Scouts pitching tents..
Lol.. I know a little creepy but it was an easy joke.. sometimes I have to take the easy ones

The well endowed tents may be adorned with curtains now...:angel:

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Thu 10/12/17 08:23 AM

At first it was to try to find a f to give hubby a 3some(stupidest idea ever). Now I'm just chatting with guys since he cheated on me. The more I say it out loud the dumber I feel for wanting to try and work things out.

That's Hot!!

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Thu 10/12/17 08:18 AM
"Gender Neutral Scout Cookies"...
now that doesn't sound very appetizing...sad2

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Thu 10/12/17 05:39 AM

oh well the i lost the keys to the lock tongue2

I'm sure we can tickle your tumblers and open you up...tongue2

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Thu 10/12/17 05:34 AM

and i do agree... the control over lust is what makes us human. imho:thumbsup:

You shouldn't try to contain your lust, Miss Scepti... you should unleash it.tongue2

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Thu 10/12/17 05:30 AM
No one wants a "tame kitty"...shades

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Thu 10/12/17 05:28 AM
Red...Sammy Hagar

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Thu 10/12/17 01:57 AM

when I was in high school the vice principle mistaken me for another student. before i knew it my back was against the locker and feet dangling. then slowly put me down and apologized realizing he mistook me for someone else.rant noway

Tough school..shades

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Wed 10/11/17 11:29 AM
It wasn't "sent" to her...ummm...
she "chose" him...not as funny, though.shades

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Wed 10/11/17 07:45 AM
That's quite a list MsHarmony.:thumbsup:

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Wed 10/11/17 06:39 AM
Lol...Why did Hillary even run?

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Wed 10/11/17 05:15 AM
Neither denied, nor confirmed...
What still baffles the masses?...
What still baffles you?
spock

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Wed 10/11/17 03:44 AM
Do you do mirrors on the ceiling?...tongue2

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