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Thu 10/05/17 12:22 AM
Run Mark run!surprised

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Thu 10/05/17 12:09 AM
Dr. told me I have to stop masturbating...
I asked him, "why?"...
He replied.."because I'm trying to give you a physical".sad2

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Wed 10/04/17 05:15 AM
But who has the best "make-up sex"?drinks

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Wed 10/04/17 04:33 AM
Go easy or you'll dent the fontanel..:angel_tone1:

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Wed 10/04/17 04:17 AM
Or...just find someone completely nuts.tongue2

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Wed 10/04/17 04:15 AM

a simple n cute one with good body figure

^^^^^

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Wed 10/04/17 04:14 AM

Remember the movie, "Fantastic Voyage"
It was a problem getting in...
You have to pick the right orafice.shades

Spellcheck fail

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Wed 10/04/17 04:13 AM
Remember the movie, "Fantastic Voyage"
It was a problem getting in...
You have to pick the right orafice.shades

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Wed 10/04/17 04:09 AM
Not if they're inflatable...:balloon:

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Wed 10/04/17 01:56 AM
I hope so...sent her a lot of money to pay for plane fare.surprised

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Wed 10/04/17 01:53 AM
When you order breakfast from room service the next morning.shades

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Wed 10/04/17 12:12 AM
I think we should clamp down on
Nipple Day...now where did I put those dam things.🗜:curly_loop:🗜

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Tue 10/03/17 04:08 PM

Munches on a long hard cucumber and laughs .. hmmmm I think o know how to take a man

Werkin' the Gherkin'...:angel:

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Tue 10/03/17 03:30 PM

in the closet with all the wallpaper maxthink

But I just came out of the closet...I'm so confused.whoa

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Tue 10/03/17 03:23 PM
Now where am I gonna get paste?...wait, hold on.slaphead

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Tue 10/03/17 03:20 PM
Buy me dinner first...tongue2

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Tue 10/03/17 03:12 PM





I have to agree I don't see the fascination with the spinner,but then I saw a commercial today advertising a toy called Doggie Do..and it's a plastic dog that poops plastic pellets (say that fast five times.LOL) ..comes with it's own pooper scooper..I mean really..2 freakin stupid ... frustrated

I had a... "Betsy Wetsy"... growing up.
I learned a lot about women from that doll...I miss her.sad2

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Wed 08/09/17 10:05 PM


If your own life starts to deteriorate... you have to let them go.:cry:


That's why i let go Max...no matter how hard it is.

But hey!i can't pm you Master.What happened sir?

Check your Block filter...you may have put me in purgatory.think

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Wed 08/09/17 03:20 PM
Women of course...they have all the right tools for grabbing attention.:unicorn:

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Wed 08/09/17 03:14 PM
If I dress it in a little tuxedo... can you kneel down and take care of it for me?tongue2

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