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Sat 08/04/18 01:20 PM
What's your opinion Rose? Rose!??

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Sat 08/04/18 01:17 PM
Care for some old mold?

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Thu 08/02/18 08:30 AM
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect—you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break—her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.”
― Bob Marley

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Mon 07/30/18 08:09 AM
flowerforyou Gday

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Mon 07/30/18 08:02 AM
Lionel, is that you?

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Mon 07/30/18 07:57 AM
Like a horizontal fart (butts being vertical)

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Fri 07/20/18 10:05 PM
Ski all morning
Surf all afternoon

I'm down!

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Fri 07/20/18 08:15 PM
I was wondering if an interracial relationship between an older good girl and younger bad boy was ok.

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Fri 07/20/18 07:59 PM
Had the long hair from teens til about 40 then shaved it. That George Washington, Emmitt Brown (Back to the Future), "Conductor Look" is not cool!@@

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Thu 07/19/18 02:26 PM
I'm not interested in crude sophmoric banter even if my farts DO smell like sugar cookies.

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Thu 07/19/18 02:19 PM
Haven't actually interacted but from reading, yah.

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Thu 07/19/18 02:17 PM
Trade you a llama for a massage

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Wed 07/18/18 05:21 AM
Yes my child

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Tue 07/17/18 02:43 PM
I hope you're ready for some instant gratification later.

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Tue 07/17/18 02:13 PM
It would probably cost WAY more than 2 Bills to see
Marilyn Manson warm up for Billy Joel.

I think I'd pay that much for a musical night with Green Day and Burt Bacharach.

....any artists you'd like to see share the stage?

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Tue 07/17/18 12:35 PM
I'm being stalked by Lionel Ritchie (or perhaps as Stormy suggested ) Nicole Ritchie.

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Mon 07/16/18 06:54 AM
Keep on getting messages saying "Hello".
I'm thinking I'm being stalked by Lionel Ritchie.

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Wed 07/11/18 03:43 PM
I have a finger that I cannot bend, but a double jointed pecker.

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Mon 07/09/18 09:14 PM
Eloquent

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Mon 07/09/18 09:02 PM
Getting out of the shower to pee in the toilet even when you know no one will know the difference.