havin a friend is alot like pissing your pants, everyone can see it but only you feel its gentle warmth,, thank you for being the piss in my pants.

and you will wake up only to descover that yesterday is the same day agian tomarow.

i dont believe in sleep.

We're hiding.

I know a few atustic people and they're the sweetest people I've ever met. I really hope no one here is insulting them, they're just as human as you or I and I'll apprecaite it if everyone treated as such.

Don't be a douche, don't insult them.

You want horror huh? How about betty white doing a fully nude lesbo scene with Susan boyle?

Once i did actually meet someone who was very attractive and sweet on this site, me and her talked for hours and soon hit it off so well we made arrangements to meet each other at cheesecake factory. Unforteantely, I never went. She was not why I stood her up, it was because I realized I had uneven fingernails. This was a serious blow to self-esteem and nosw im so hurt I can't leave my house for fear of people insulting my fingernails. Woe is me, all is pain and sadness. Now i'm going to sit and cry in a dark room for 6 years or so and paint my face like a goth because no one takes me seriously.




To all that takes things seriosly: Don't, crying about problems won't help you.

Dreams of living in inkworld

There's no one like you.

I have my own magnifying glass. Sometimes I use it on ants. Not to cook them, just to warm them on cold days or get a little fire going for them. I don't think they sleep.

I love meeting new people.

Knows too much

Once was a spongebob mascot

I find it halirous that the same people who preach doom and gloom also sell books.

I tried to watch the show but all I saw was people pooping out of thier mouths. I believe anyone who likes him and takes his words to heart also poop out of thier mouths. Also anyone who says "we all goning to die!!" yet sells hats, books, mugs, books and " I survived 2012" T-Shirts is also pooping out of thier mouths. Never believe a word these people say, they are the heathen infidels.

Everything returns to the earth. The bible does contradict itself There's gays everywhere, Alaska A.Z. and Utah is nothing like Sodom. Jesus did'nt preach it because it's a touchy subject and there was enough people trying to kill him anyways. And god does'nt care too strongly or every gay man would've been wiped out centuries ago. Besides, he's in no hurry to destroy us all, we seem to kill each other just fine.

I'll cheer if god kills us all, At least then we won't have to put up with the single-minded slaw-jawed intolrance of humanity.

If someone dictates thier life on any blessed scripture, they are wise and holy. If they do that with any other book we say they have a mental disorder.

Knows only dissappoitment in life.

well, i go to bars and look for cougars because they're so much easier to go after than girls half the age. Let's face it, most younger women NEVFER take the first chance, NEVER start ANY sort of interaction, and NEVER EVER interacts positively with ANYTHING that has a penis. They just sit there like stuffed animals, waiting for someone to come and sweep them away.
Older women alreadly lived life, they know what they want and don't like to waste time beating around the bush. and that what us young men want. If it was'ent for cougars, i'd be a hardcore gay by now.

I love older women and i'm proud of it.

My gramps had lung cancer, Pot oil did wonders for him.

My gramps had lung cancer, Pot oil did wonders for him.

Hello and welcome to mingle!

hello and welcome to mingle, hope you have fun!