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Sat 04/19/08 11:00 PM

holy...! That dude has over SIXTEEN THOUSAND posts??!??!?!

That ain't right.


He joined 5 days before I did...

He averages 82 posts a day!
That is bad...

dude you wont be able to really care for that person until you get over yourself


That ain't necessarily true.

Maybe the someone he is talking about is himself?

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Sat 04/19/08 10:45 PM

i don't have the desire to sleep with everyone to personally find out!
Well.. That would certainly solve the issue about having sex 5 or 6 times a day....

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Sat 04/19/08 10:28 PM

Everything is too fast! I can't leave work fast enough. I can't get home fast enough. The microwave is too slow for God's sake! I used to know how to relax and read or enjoy needlework. Now, I feel like I'm wrapped way too tight!!!!!


Two words.

Que and lude.
Or move to Oregon. It has a natural sedative effect... Either that or there is something strange in the water here.

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Sat 04/19/08 10:24 PM

Where do you think Osama is at?
In North Carolina. Just south of Concord in the campground across the highway from Lowes Motor Speedway. He works as a janitor for Hendricks Motorsports.

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Sat 04/19/08 08:27 PM
I'd complain but no one ever listens... You?

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Sat 04/19/08 08:21 PM
I'd buy a monkey to sit at my desk. The world will think Bush won another four years and I'll be on a sailboat exploring the South Pacific.

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Sat 04/19/08 08:15 PM

lol,one of these days that video will be long forgotten,lol


Not as long as I got a heartbeat.

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Sat 04/19/08 08:11 PM



Should---I---write--slower?

OR LOUDER?


B~O~T~H

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Sat 04/19/08 08:09 PM
Edited by Jistme on Sat 04/19/08 08:10 PM

surely you have me confused with some other red tedy wearin guylaugh laugh laugh laugh

I could post it and let the group be the judge of that....

Does the teddy match the headgear? Can I see said video?
You just might....

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Sat 04/19/08 08:08 PM
I'm relieved.

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Sat 04/19/08 08:07 PM
3 more wishes.

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Sat 04/19/08 08:05 PM

ahh dont listen to jist,he likes to wear collanders on his head:wink:


You have me mixed up with someone else.

Oh.. and by the way. Remember? I've got a video of you wearing a red teddy..singing something about being a little princess...

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Sat 04/19/08 08:03 PM


I HAVE A BIG ****


NAW, DMAN.... COMMENT ON THIS!!!!


Personally speaking? .. If I gotta go there? I am positive that I will only pitch. So.. I could care less about what he may or may not be packing.. Then soon after? I'll put a .22 in my temple.

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Sat 04/19/08 07:57 PM

Thanks jist... It'll happen to you in a few years... Just you wait.


Ehhh...? I couldn't hear what you wrote!

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Sat 04/19/08 07:56 PM


Hey! You are supposed to be on my side!

Although I am kind of curious as to how he might try to achieve that. I mean.. Better women then him have tried and failed.....


I AM ON YOUR SIDE, BUT THERE IS THE SIDE OF ENTERTAINMENT AT YOUR EXPENSE I FIND SO APPEALING, DMAN!!!


I suppose now would be a bad time to comment on his 'purdy mouth'?

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Sat 04/19/08 07:53 PM
Edited by Jistme on Sat 04/19/08 07:54 PM

I WELCOME YOU TO TRY. PLEASE DO TRY. YOU HAVE MY BLESSING. HAVE AT IT!!! LMFAO!!!


Hey! You are supposed to be on my side!

Although I am kind of curious as to how he might try to achieve that. I mean.. Better women then him have tried and failed.....


....and where is mirror when ya need him, anyway.

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Sat 04/19/08 07:49 PM
Edited by Jistme on Sat 04/19/08 07:50 PM

i AM GOIGN TO TAKE HIM FROM YOU


Uh-huh.. You are gonna need a team of wild horses and a few hundred yards of hemp rope to even attempt to pull that off.

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Sat 04/19/08 07:45 PM



LOL JUST WAIT TILL I POST FOR WHEN I HIT 400


With bated breath...we wait!


THATS SWEET love


Ummmm... You do realize that I am a guy ~ don't you?

Furthermore.. I don't swing that way. My girlfriend would get pissed at me.

But there is this friend of mine that does. Should I go get him? Anyone seen mirror lately?

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Sat 04/19/08 07:41 PM

LOL JUST WAIT TILL I POST FOR WHEN I HIT 400


With bated breath...we wait!

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Sat 04/19/08 07:39 PM
baby u wouldn't even know the half..

(but nice try nontheless) for your effort..


Did he just call me 'baby'?

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