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Friends eh??
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Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.
Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asks, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes." "What? He had two a**holes?!" exclaims the mortician. "Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes.'" |
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Zebrahead
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 20
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Party Hard- Andrew WK
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rock therapy
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Rock music has so many genres there's something their for every mood
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 20
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Jump- Van Halen
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weezer
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Topic:
Change-One-Letter - part 3
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nile
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Taken 3, American sniper
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 20
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Get it on- T-rex
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 20
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Eat the rich- Aerosmith
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 20
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Cowboys from hell- Pantera
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Ultravox
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WWE or TNA Fan?
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it was Lita for me
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Just see the trailer for Ted 2...so add that to my list
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Soccer anyone?
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Liverpool supporter!! YNWA!
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Janes Addiction
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 20
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Party hard- Andrew W.K
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Mold
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Guy walks into a restroom at an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his dick, which he is horrified to discover is all green and mouldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's dick as he pisses, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.
"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says "No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your dick?" Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!" |
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Age of ultron, ant man, and isnt fantastic 4 due out this year too
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 20
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Hail to the king- Avenged sevenfold
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