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Mon 01/02/12 03:52 PM


Dear Doc.......
I fear I am losing my touch.
When I arrived for my last 3 pickups......there was no one home.
Is it my breath, deodorant....or am I just getting so old that they see me ...comming???
Please help
Death has lost its....sting!!!
WARNING!!THIS RESPONSE IS NOT FOR THE WEAK AT HEART!!



ONLINE LIVE with ummmmmmmmm, Death.......thanks for calling(I think)..............

Ya see,

"death" is just not "in" anymore.

Its just soooooooooooo dated!

I mean, so many people are doing it now.

You got all those Hollywood stars, doing it,

and

theres more, and more, suicides every year,

not to mention, all the drunk drivers killing people,

and with kids taking weapons to school now,

its just too much of a daily thing.



Im thinkin you need a better gig!

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.........




AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!

There ya go!!

You can play Van Halens,"Ice Cream Man", over the speakers,

nice and loud, and really get noticed!!

Especially in the POSH neighborhoods!

And I bet people will consider listening to old "Van Halen" songs,

MUCH WORSE THAN DEATH!

Especially if you play it over a "Kraco" stereo!



Hey, if this works out,

do I get free ice cream?

I like 50/50, "Dreamsickle" bars.

Just sayin






And if im not suspended for that answer, im takin YOUR calls LIVE...




I like this Idea.........not sure I'll look good in white....
But.........My push-up is .....still in workin order!!!!
Thanks Doc

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Mon 01/02/12 03:36 PM
Dear Doc.......
I fear I am losing my touch.
When I arrived for my last 3 pickups......there was no one home.
Is it my breath, deodorant....or am I just getting so old that they see me ...comming???
Please help
Death has lost its....sting!!!

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Mon 01/02/12 02:27 PM
All Kidding aside.............
I was named after my great, great, great, great, great Scottish Grandfather!
drinker

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Mon 01/02/12 02:25 PM
Has a LOT to do with .....whom I am being kissed by.....
and..........
Where She is......
Kissin me!!!
devil

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Mon 01/02/12 01:32 PM
Where would I possibly.....Begin????
Where will I eventually end????
Too early to tell which was the biggest!!
smokin

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Mon 01/02/12 01:27 PM
I was named after.....Dr. Lector!!

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Mon 01/02/12 01:26 PM
Whats in a Kiss????
Besides the germs..............
There is...........
Magic!!!
smokin

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Mon 01/02/12 01:25 PM
perfection is a myth in which I do not buy into.
Besides.....it would be boring to be ....perfect.
I would choose to be exactly who I am..... the good, bad and the ugly!
with all my warts and flaws.......
For I am never better......
Than when I am who........
I am!!!!
smokin

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Sun 01/01/12 07:17 PM
Is it cold out.....or are you just Happy to see me??

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Sun 01/01/12 07:04 PM
And I feel...........Like ....I've been here....before....
smokin

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Sun 01/01/12 05:43 PM
Tarbender, I'd like a shot of hair-o-the dog...the one that bit me in the *** last night, chewed a hole in my spine, swallowed me whole and spit me up in the alley behind some bar I didn't even make it into last night, and left me for.....Dead!!

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Sun 01/01/12 05:38 PM
What do you call.....an Old newbie?? Yes...I am old, thanks for the joke in advance.....but as in been here before!

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