They call me doctor luv
call me doctor luv
call me doctor luv
I got the cure your thinkin of
call me doctor luvvvvvvvv

-Kiss







Dear Abby sucks!

so............


Welcome to "Dear luv2roknrollby"

The phones lines will open, numerous times throughout the day,

so if you want any advice on relationships, family, loved ones, whatever,

just call 1-800-ROB-NYOU, and I will answer all of your questions online, here at Mingle.

*long distance charges may apply*
*not available in Bum Phuck Egypt*

Everytime I get all excited about a deal here I get to the last line and it is not available in Bum Phuck Eygpt!! I was not told any of that before I moved here. What do y'all have against Bum Phuck Eygpt? I assure you it is a lovely place!!

We dont go there,

Too much camel toe!

Sorry!

is this like that commerical where they call an this one guy answer the phone an always goes transfer transfer an it goes back to the same guy

"hello my name is peggy"

Well I have been thinking of moving to Bjobe, China. is the offer good there?

ya that the name i coudln't remember the guy name

Hang on........

DO WE DO CHINA???

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no.

Is that Bundee?

Ok fine,

stop denting our wall!!!

We'll take your call!

Ok, were taking a brief intermission,

and we'll be back on live,

taking your calls, shortly!

Hi there Luv.

Long time listener first time caller...I need your opinion....I am wanting to impress de ladies by playing "Let's get it on" with a kazoo in my @ss. Do you think the broads would swoon harder over me in a powder blue rufflie polyesther tux, or should I stick to my thongitard and mini cape?

Thankx....I love your show!!!!

Dear Rocknrollby;

Every time I try to chat up a lady she laughs at me because I wear a tin-foil hat.

If I quit wearing the hat I may get more ladies to talk to me, but then the aliens would know about my plans to use their enlarging ray on myself.

What should I do?

Well thanks for joining us Krupa.

JMO, but I feel that "Feelings" would be a much better musical selection. And much easier to play, with your @ss!

I would definitely go with the thongitard, and the mini cape, and for an extra sexy touch, you could make some balloon animals, and wear them on your head.

Very smexy!

And next caller..................................................

Hi Mowtown,

this caller is a personal friend of mine. Good to talk to you, and thanks for calling the show.

I think you really need to lose the tin foil hat Mowtown.

The aliens will however know then, about your plans to use their enlarging machine. But in my personal opinion, I believe 12" long, and 4" wide, is quite sufficient to please your partner. That is, unless you are now dating, barnyard animals.

Thank you for your call Mowtown..........and next caller...............

Hello Radio Free Luv:

If my Hero looks better in a thongitard
than I do, what does it mean?

Also, I am afraid a friend of mine will
turn the wrong way and he will end up
with a huge azz after using the Enlarger
machine the aliens provide.

Thanks for your call Sophie.

In all honesty, not everyone can rock the thongitard!

You have Freddie Mercury of "Queen", Brittney Spears, Spiderman, Batman, Superman, Lady Gaga, and myself, of course, to only name a few, that can rock the thongitard.

So dont worry, a thongitard is not a one size fits, and flatters, all garmet.

And about your mystery friend *snicker* if he follows my advice, his azz should be just fine. Although I am concerned about a few barnyard animals.

Thank you for calling Sofie.................next caller please...

Lets take a break for a word from our sponsers.............

Dear Dr Luv

Twice now I have called a local business called Italian Delight and have ordered the Hot Sausage but always some old guy shows up and hands me a sandwich. Is there some code word I should be using to actually have that Hot Italian Sausage show up at my door?