Nice one Fear

One day I'll receive this phone call...

Marge...he's your favourite!

I am so sorry to hear that you and your kids are going through this. My ex is bad, but I would have to say not that bad. The only thing I would know to suggest is maybe look into finding the a counselor to talk to. I know my kids will tell me a lot because we are very close, but there are somethings that they need to talk about with someone else they can trust.
I recently told my ex that if he was going to be in our kid's lives that he was going to be a stable part of their lives and be there when he was suppose to be and be a father like he should be or not be there at all. My parents divorced when I was young (I was 5) and to this day (I'm almost 30), my dad has popped in and out of my life whenever it was convienient for him. I never knew when he would show up or when he would disappear. I think this is much harder on a child than the parent not being there at all.
Maybe one day you will find someone that will love your children as much as you do. My stepdad raised me, provided for me and loved me like I was his own. I don't call him dad, but he is my dad. He is the one I asked to give me away when I got married.
I wish you and your children the best and just be thankful that they have you in their lives.

Ok this one is the last...

And I'm supposed to be studying

Toe puppets.

Do you agree that a mothers love is unconditional?

Uh, does anybody NOT have a cell phone?

... wait, in correct language...


u, ds n e bdy NT hv sell fone?

My favourite!

let's play "stick up" - i'll put my hands in the air and you can blindfold me and steal my heart with my own gun....