Oh geez, put me on the spot why don't ya? lol!

Umm well it's best to start out simple... maybe throw a small compliment to the person you're emailing, letting them know why you emailed them--what caught your eye, etc. Tell them something about yourself (something small... or ask how their day was), and leave them with a question that needs more than a yes or no answer. Also, don't give out your email or phone number in the first message--it sounds too desperate. And under no circumstances speak of "love" in the introductory email. lol

Post yours!!

Here's my latest one. Of course most of my really bad ones are spammers/scammers. But still entertaining. Notice the part where he says where he's from. That's priceless.



Hello,
How re you doing?A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I IM you...Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart.Don't measure the distance; measure my love. i dont mind getting to know you more.I would describe myself as a good person' Honesty and important to me and I believe that both communication and mutual respect for one another is the key to a happy and serious relationship. am single with 8yrs boy..i live in bagbad Kenturky.Am honest and faithful man looking for very good woman who i can share my life with a man who we can be very happy in life someday,who really know how to treat a man very good.also good in god i will always make sure that my woman will be happy and be in love with me.if you think you are serious woman....loving humble honest and a Christian.I am a very simple man.. you can IM me through..... (omitted)

I've had several prayers answered with answers I wanted, and many more with answers I didn't want. I've learned above all to be as specific as you can be most times, because sometimes he takes you completely literally. That can be painful! lol

Nu uh... is it really? Now that I look back.. it could be..lol
That reminds me of this one..

Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.

OR

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

lol!

Poetic, huh...

On what planet?

lmao!! NO WAY!

My response was, "I only see one jackass here and it's not me..." and sent him on his merry way with the block button. I mean, is a line like that supposed to make women swoon?

calling women burros?!?

Here's the email in question. What the heck is a girl supposed to take from this? lol


If there was a wild Burro let loose in the yard
I wouldn't even need to put gloves on that wild pony would come up to me tame as a kitten while I gingerly escort her back to her wild lands later she'd invite me over for oats and carrots.

Yeah I think I agree with the few guys who have said this. That makes sense. Plus the whole enjoying it as a hobby works, too.

the rest of you guys are keeping me chuckling though.. well most of you!

u guys r a riot...

it's the wide array of opinions that keep me coming back to this place

What is it that makes men think all it takes for a woman to want to date them is a picture of them holding a fish?

Has anyone noticed how many of these pics are floating around?

Who told them this was a great gimmick?

If you're a guy with a fish picture in your profile, come out of the woodwork and tell us what you know!

Does anyone have any ideas on this, because I've been seeing an increase in fish pictures lately and it's really making me wonder...

I am a Christian and believe abortion is a sin. However... I know that people have the right to make their own decisions and live with the consequences of those decisions. I also believe that if you are going around condemning others for having the belief that they have the right to choose (however drastic it may seem), then you are doing the thing that Christ warned you about: Let he who is without guilt cast the first stone.

So maybe you shouldn't be wasting your time telling people how wrong or bad they are for doing such a thing. Who are you to judge, being an unwed mother with several children? I'm not getting personal, just stating facts.

I meant the person who started this post. You know, the one that's using an actress' photos as her own.

I was just thinking the same thing, cuZ I'm 34, too!

My God and my daughter. Although both relationships could use some work.

So what does your REAL picture look like?

At least it'll up my odds!
Besides, I'd even settle for a couple of half-assed decent dates right now... kinda better than nothing. lol

I'm thinking I need to move to Alaska. Maybe then I can actually have a few decent dates now and then.

Birth control is evil. It messes up your body so much!!

With depo, you gain an average of 10 pounds per year, and the bleeding could be continual, completely gone, or cause you to spot.

Birth control gives you extremely painful hormone headaches, weight gain, heart problems, and many other complications. Talk about all the risks of the surgery vs risks of birth control methods with more than one doctor. Planned parenthood doesn't know everything.

What works for one woman won't necessarily work for you, so don't believe everything people tell you. Find out for yourself and do the research. Good luck.


I'm considering becoming a nun.

A person that will cheat on someone else for you will cheat on you for someone else. It's inevitable. They have no respect for commitment. Have enough respect for yourself to dump her now.