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Topic:
Your favourite movie quotes
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Old Bedridden English Lady: I saw something nasty in the woodshed!
One- Eye Cocked Gay Hollywood Director: Yes, of course you did my dear! But the question remains, did IT see YOU!? - Cold Comfort Farm |
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Topic:
Your favourite movie quotes
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Olde School Marm in deepest Queen's Plum English, pointing at all the British Colony areas on a World map during WW2 :
Now, class, what are we fighting for exactly? The PINK bits, we are fighting for the PINK bits!!! - Hope and Glory |
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Edited by
Dancere
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Wed 09/01/10 04:39 PM
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Understanding, Forgiveness, Relief, Peace and Friendship ...
 Also, my lil girl is in love for the first time and it and the boy are just TOO adorable; she is so happy her feet haven't touched the ground since Sunday ...  Life is precious, smiling broadly ...  ... Bless ... Gratitude Journals and Life ... ROCK!!! Edit ... Typos indicate a profound gnawing hunger and the fact I'm grateful w/ have wonderful, nutritious food ...  ... smiling right through the pangs!!! |
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Topic:
Funny Movies
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I'm still waitin' on my Oscar, guys ...
 ... A lil help here, please!? Fine, I'll settle for The Farkle Flying Fanger of Fate ... *Ms America Wave* ... I owe it all to ... Wait? Who do I owe it all to again ... Gebeezus ...  ... I always stumble on that line ...
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Topic:
3 Things - part 3
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I'm still tryin' to figure out what my motivation is .. and how to keep this size 60 tutu on w/out trippin' over my psychedelic boa - And how to get Marcia, Marcia, Marcia out of the wardrobe trunk and to give over w/ the blacklight and strobe ...
 ... Did Jan spike the electric kool-aid AGAIN?  ... I see trails and my false eyelash keeps fallin' off on the right side; Peter could you get it back on, pwease - Feel free to use spit ... Adjust my rusty tiara while you're at it ... Here ya might need the wind-up taser to get 'er done right ...  ... How'm I sposed to Flash Dance in this, where's my dresser!? So, do we method fling the flourescent poo at Greg or wouldya think we'd be better off w/ stream of consciousness cave drawings and body art ... Is that the finale or just before intermission; I could really use a script here ... Somewhere a purple paisley snowflake just fell to an untimely death in the rasberry rain's beret of agony, it's all so unfair! ... Where's Alice and when do we see the Alamo, I gotta pee... Stares at Joel w/ Man panties on her head, again ... 
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I'm gonna be quite ill if I never said:
Walt Disney Show Walter Cronkite: And YOU Were There Flintstones The Jetsons Phew, that's much better, now, carry on ... 
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Topic:
Funny Movies
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Anything I mention may well have already been seen by you; never hurts to restate what might be worth a second viewing ... (Or repeat others lists I didn't peruse)
This question causes me to realize I believe I've only seen one adult film that made me laugh out loud this year: Hang Over Then, there's: Clerks 2(have heard, haven't seen yet) Others that have been THE very BEST, ALL Timers in 3 Groups: 1. Ones that I'd guess ya might not have yet seen before, MUST sees??? In order of which I think would best suit YOU, you'd love: Cold Comfort Farm Being There A Boy and His Dog Swimming to Cambodia (thought provoking!) Hope and Glory De Niro: ... Midnight Run ... We're No Angels (w/ Sean Penn) Bandits (Willis and Thornton) Stuart Saves His Family (Al Franken -12 Stepping!!!) Earth Girls are Easy Sleeper Hound of the Baskervilles '78 Annie Hall Lost in America After Hours Waking Ned Devine Defending Your Life Much Ado about Nothing Personal Services Cat Ballou What a Way to Go The Out of Towners (original only!) The Ghost and Mr. Chicken The Reluctant Astronaut The Odd Couple The Trouble with Angels How to Murder Your Wife Goodbye Charlie 2. Reminders of Classics that ya prolly have caught before, no particular order??? : The Jerk Meaning of Life Life of Brian All Python Airplane Johnny Dangerously Rocky Horror Picture Show SpaceBalls Blazing Saddles All Things Mel Brooks Clerks Forrest Gump Harold and Maude All the Marx Bros', Abbot and Costello's, Bob Hope's and Jerry Lewis' Pink Panther Series The Austin Powers Series Back to the Future Series High Fidelity Grosse Point Blank Burn after Reading Mr and Mrs Smith Where the Buffalo Roam Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Raising Arizona Big Rain Man The Blues Brothers Bull Durham Over Board Ghost Busters What About Bob? Pee Wee's Big Adventure Some Like it Hot Elf School of Rock Christmas Story Parenthood Planes, Trains & Automobiles Three Amigos Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid The Man With Two Brains Dirty Rotten Scoundrels My Blue Heaven The Lonely Guy All Of Me Kentucky Fried Movie Throw Mamma From the Train Ace Ventura: Pet Detective The Mask Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure Wayne's World Superstar It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Pillow Talk Yours, Mine and Ours Move Over, Darling Please Don't Eat the Daisies 3. Hilarious Animated/Children's, this year and recently? Despicable Me Toy Story 3 (1 and 2, also!) Flushed Away Cars Horton Hears a Who Cat in the Hat Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Wallace and Grommet : A Grand Day Out, The Wrong Trousers, A Close Shave, A Matter of Loaf and Death Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit How the Grinch Stole Christmas The Incredibles Chicken Run Ice Age Kung Fu Panda Ratatouille  ... Wow, labour of love; when do I get paid ...
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Topic:
itouch help
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butter or no butter and what to drink? Oh, you heard me ...  ...  ... That was 'sposed to stay in my head "bonehead" Ummm, that was too ... 
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Topic:
itouch help
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This is great ...
: ... I need some popcorn ... ... I like to watch ... 
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Topic:
itouch help
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K ... Do ya have an Apple Store in your town???
They are ever such savvy, helpful geeks - they ALWAYS sort me out! GL ... Solid Apple fan, but I'm a techno dweebtard ignoramous extraordinaire to the nth degree! |
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Topic:
What's Your Secret Formula?
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Einstein didn't wear socks ... And he married his cousin. Perhaps E=MC**2 really means Einstein equals My Cousin too! Yes, Einstein's second wife was his cousin ... His were actually QUITE sorted relationships! Some history trivia: In 1897 - He met his FIRST wife, Mileva Maric, at Zurich Polytechnic, later known as the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology (ETH). She was nearly 21, and only the fifth woman to be accepted by the ETH. Albert was only then 17 ... By 1899 they were a firm "modern" couple ... Even bearing an illegitimate daughter, Lieserl, that contracted scarlet fever; it is unknown if the child died or was adopted, no records remain... They married at ages 28 and 24, respectively ... At around the same time the child the child fell ill ... Much history later, Einstein took his cousin, Elsa Loewenthal, as his mistress in 1912 ... By 1914, Mileva left him w/ their boys ... Albert moved in w/ Elsa ... He demanded a divorce in 1916 and it was a done deal by 1919 ... He married cousin Elsa ... Later "falling in love" w/ a friend's niece and hiding her in a secretarial position ... Elsa permitted it and biweekly visits in exchange for a low profile kept ... Albert grew bored and the affair fizzled out after a year ... He outlived both wives ... And, in all fairness, many married cousins back when ...  Still, he was a VERY flawed genius, as per usual ... ... Nothing to see here, move along ... History repeats ... Humans struggling at being humans and all the while concocting various secret formulas to success! If not their own, than for the benefit of others ...  ... He is still one of my heros ... Chekov: I could always live better in my art, than in my own life ... (This one ALWAYS repeats!!!) ALL the greats had/have that one super flaw: They were/are in the throes of the human condition - ... Existence - Whatta biotch! We get by w/ what ever solace we can find ... Often rough bidness this "living" thang ... Pain has been known to outweigh the pleasure ... Search for comfort and w/ every attempt to do so in profound kindness ...
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- Hell yeah, on the: Hee-Haw ...  Ghost and Mrs. Muir I also loved: The Johnny Cash Show ... and gotta be on a black an white tv! Absolutely ... W/ the entire family sat in a half circle round the telly, like some Holy Rite!!! |
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Topic:
All things Floyd
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ALL THINGS FLOYD!!! ...
The subject line truly says it ALL ... ... HUGE fan!!! I could go on for days, link after link, beginning to end ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWH01DBJxlo All hail Pink Floyd ... ... Infinite and Eternal Salut ... They made my life and the world better!!! Dark side of the Moon IS a HOME for me, soul manna from Heaven, SO formative ...  |
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- Hell yeah, on the: Hee-Haw ... Ghost and Mrs. Muir I also loved: The Johnny Cash Show ... |
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Topic:
Your Favorite Book Quotes
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Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.
Texts and Pretexts - Aldous Huxley |
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Topic:
Your Favorite Book Quotes
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Experience is never limited, and it is never complete; it is an immense sensibility, a kind of huge spider-web of the finest silken threads suspended in the chamber of consciousness, and catching every air-borne particle in its tissue.
The Art of Fiction - Henry James |
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Oh! ... AND every motorcycle ...
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Not to mention every Mustang wanted to be driven by him ...
... ... Bless him!!!
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The 250 facial muscles ...
Takes more energy to frown than smile ... Didya know ...  Smiling is a form of acupressure ... Frowning is and adverse acu treatment ... Self treatment is ALWAYS at hand ... 
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...........That I finally got my house back to myself.............everyone has moved out now it is time for some meeeeeeeeeeeeeee time!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ... Yea, YOU ... ... WHAT a milestone!!!
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