wake up in a cold sweat yet again
Eyes open slowly...wonder if only
If only you were here
You could calm me
Baby it seems to me
This is right where you should be
Right here with me
To have you here in my arms
Your sweet kisses
And that smile that charms
Your soft touch i need so much
Your arms around me as we sleep sweetly
No more nights of empty dreaming

This time.....
This time of night
Again you cross my mind
As i close my eyes
To rest my mind
You are all that i see
This time....
This time my heart
Is so completely open...to you
Some days i fell like im floating
From this feeling inside of me
This time....
This time this night
It just feels so right
To tell you....
I love you

I've really missed you!
Cant wait to see you tomorrow
I know its only been a week you've been away but it seems like forever.

Rascal flatts....God Bless The Broken Road and In Pieces are my faves by them.

George Jones
Alan Jackson
Jason Aldean
Sugarland
Garth Brooks
Montgomery Gentry
JoDee Messina
Sawyer Brown
Little Texas
Reba
Dolly
just way too many to list them all

Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.

Don’t wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test

Keep honking, I’m reloading

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, “Just who do you think you are?”

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.

I’m just driving this way to piss you off.

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

Don’t follow me, I’m lost

Save Your Breath … You’ll need it to blow up your date!

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Help! I Farted and can’t roll down my windows!

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

Avenge Yourself - Be a problem to your children

When I grow up, I wanna be just like Barbie. That ***** has EVERYTHING!

*Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg*
One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’

*Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI*
I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, ‘So how’s your breakfast this morning?’ It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,’ the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly.’

*Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA*
During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble withone of his medications. ‘Which one?’ I asked.’The patch. The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I’m running out of places to put it!’ I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn’t see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying anew one.

*Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco*
A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her babyin the cab!’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.

*Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR*
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How long have you been bedridden?’ After a look of complete confusion she answered, ‘Why, not for about twenty years, when my husband was alive.’

*Submitted By An RN (No Name)*
A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety oftattoos and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.When she was completely nude they noticed her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, ‘Keep off the grass.’ Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which said, ‘Sorry, had to mow the lawn.’

*Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA*
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. ‘Big breaths,’ I Instructed. ‘Yes, they used to be,’ replied the patient.

And, finally…

*Dr. Wouldn’t Submit His Name*
As a new, young MD doing his residency, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment, I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, ‘I’m sorry. Was I tickling you?’ She replied, ‘No, Doctor, but the song you were whistling was, ‘I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner”.

Seems to be....
She'll always be
The last in line
The last to reach
The mountain top
Always stumbles
Then she stops
Ever reaching upward
As she stares into the sky
Seems she'll always be
The last in line
The last to love
The last to laugh
The last to find
What she longs to have
A love that knows no boundries
A love that never ends
Will there come a time
When she will find
A love so kind
Or will she always be.....
The last in line

Long awaited this afternoon light
Long awaited this daytime delight
So long we've waited
And wanted and waited
So long we've longed
For this very moment
Right here...right now
The taste of your kiss
Your lips tremble slightly
The feel of your arms
As you hold me so tightly
The touch of your hands on my skin
Send shivers aflame down my spine
How long we have waited...
For this moment in time


This isnt about anyone...just came to me in bits and peices this morning.

Listen to the night
To the sounds of the wind
The sounds of the heart
Echo from within
Each beat carried far
Upon the wings of the wind
Seeking true love
The light in the day
And the stars in the night
Carry with you ....
Through the star filled skies
My heart and my soul
Bring us together
So we both shall be whole
Both searching for love
Both searching for life
As we listen to the night
To the sounds of the wind

Night has fallen
Cracked the sky
With a moan
She opens up wide
And now...the rain begins
As dark clouds loom
And rage above
She empties herself
Flooding this love
Drowning sweet serenity
Ever so wickedly
Leaving no memory untouched
From her dark raging rain
In her path of destruction
She leaves only pain
The aching of hearts
Left in her claim

Taken.....i think....lol

very funny

Daybreak....she wakes
Alone and so lonely
Finds the strength to start her day
Hoping today she'll find her way
She smiles and beams with laughter
On the outside
Yet feels the aching so deep in her heart
On the inside
Something she trys so hard to hide
Nightfall...she lays her head upon her bed
In the quiet of the night
The pain within her,wraps her up tight
Her longing for love.....
And she drifts off to sleep
As she silently weeps

Step lightly...yet lively
Through this life around me
Tread ever so slightly
This earth of all my worth
With each step my prints left behind
To be someday found
Or just lie around and be erased
As the wind rushes the ground
Was she here...ever here
Will she hear...ever hear
The sounds of laughter
The sounds of love
These sounds she once knew of
Will she leave her prints for him to find
Or will they just be left behind

I miss you

Isn't she cute!
Her name is Arianna We call her aree
Shes siamese/ lynx mix

I was just goin to ask the same question.
I was married for 13 years and never cheated.But i have been cheated on
Whether ur married or dating...cheating is cheating and its wrong.

When i was blonde people told me i looked like princess diana.
My daughter just told me the other day that when my hair was long she thought i looked like sarah jessica parker

A new day has dawned
Within my heart and soul
Your love has lifted
The burden and toll
Picked up the pieces
Of my broken heart
Once again made it whole
All the hurt i have felt
All the pain i have seen
Turned me around....
And led me to you
Seems you came....
From out of the blue
Sometimes i think....
You're too good to be true
Each morning i wake
From sweet dreams of you
With a smile on my face
Ready to greet another happy day!