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Mon 10/17/22 03:12 AM
Far better than unfriendly dating, that's for sure.

Best wishes.

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Thu 10/13/22 04:26 PM
Noel is here!

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Thu 10/13/22 06:09 AM
Down town they toss around

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Sat 10/08/22 03:54 PM
slim sparklers huffed out

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Fri 10/07/22 04:31 PM
Some body is laid out.

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Fri 10/07/22 01:24 AM
Sheila belongs tied up.

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Sun 10/02/22 06:06 PM
Feed the hundred.

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Sat 10/01/22 06:19 PM
The tomcats here are not useless, I've seen them catch a whole lot of mice.

Anyone who has watched Tom & Jerry knows the mouse always gets away in the end!

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Sat 10/01/22 06:14 PM
So low and already gone to ruin.

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Thu 09/29/22 06:26 PM
Odious haters free a Count.

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Tue 09/27/22 05:12 PM
Curious bakers are attracting bees.

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Mon 09/26/22 05:56 PM
Furry bikers attack in May.

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Fri 09/23/22 10:58 PM
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

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Tue 09/20/22 06:29 PM
Now face a fan by the outside cold to cause outsized welters.

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Mon 09/19/22 04:28 PM
(:clap: Tech!)

Fake this angry excuse to the navy rating.

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Sat 09/17/22 07:21 PM
:smiley:

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Sat 09/17/22 06:34 AM
Tech is getting confused about who she is dating.

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Fri 09/16/22 08:48 AM
Tech is reading her arraignment to find the dates.

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Thu 09/15/22 05:04 PM
Some days I'm numbed as the weeding gets closer.

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Wed 09/14/22 06:40 PM
I just found out my partner is cheating on me. She said "I'll be home in 20 minutes max."

My name is Douglas, not Max.

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