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Peach pits in the dryer
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Band-Aids in socks
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Used Q-tips in the linen closet.
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How does love start?
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I'm not sure how it starts, but it usually ends with lawyers making money!   true dat! |
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How does love start?
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I'm not sure how it starts, but it usually ends with lawyers making money!
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Your dignity or your chin...
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Your dignity or your chin...
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Damn!
If there was one thread I didn't think stood a chance, this was it. Go figure. 
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Your dignity or your chin...
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I'm adressing this to the fella's, but all are welcome...
I was in Wal-Mart yesterday, getting the usual; Birthday cake, motor oil, mulch, fish food, D.V.D.'s, a shower curtain, food processor, chips, beer and ammo ( don't ya love Wal-Mart?), when I stopped by the Deli counter ( I owed somebody a pound of pastrami ). The two young gentleman behind the counter had hairnets on their chins. Now I think it's great that my local Wal-Mart is on top of these things, but all I could say to the kid was, " Yo, bro. Why don't you just shave?" He said, "huh?". I said, " Nevermind. " I guess dignity went out with muscle cars. Oh, by the way. He didn't have any pastrami. peace. |
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Did you ever step ( barefoot ) on a G.I. Joe at 2:00a.m.? I hate when that happens.
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Ironman II
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I heard Sluggo's phone is in it!
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Mingle Prom Nite!!
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Sorry....I thought you said Mingle PORN night, excuse me  That thread is in relationship advice. |
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I actually thought Dennis Quaid played a better Doc Holiday.
He really had that whole lunger look going. |
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Mingle Prom Nite!!
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Alright guys!
Get on your turquois tux's and ladies break out the pink chifon! It's Mingle's Prom nite!! Who's the Queen? Who's the King? Who's in the band? Most likely to? |
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I'm all for taxing alcohol as well  How 'bout make up? |
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Bill Maher said on Real TIme
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I get it.
Go after the people who "legally" own firearms because we can FIND them. The bad guys are a little lazy with all that paper work. Find the bad guys and lock them up. I've got a feeling we'll be seeing some "Ruby Ridge" types of situations soon. |
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More people will get them cheaper by whatever means neccesary and more people will quit. either way, less taxes for the pols, So they''ll just tax something else. Big Macs are bad for you, so why not pay an extra $1? Radio's that play over a certain decibal level are bad for your ears. $45 tax Beer? that's right... It's all about the dollars. No more tobacco tax, They'll go after something else that people find hard to give up. Once they get all those "monkeys" off our backs, They'll just tax us for our oxygen consumption. It aint about cigarettes. Or how about taxing the carbon we breathe out? Good idea. How 'bout all that urine and poop we get rid of? |
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More people will get them cheaper by whatever means neccesary and more people will quit. either way, less taxes for the pols, So they''ll just tax something else.
Big Macs are bad for you, so why not pay an extra $1? Radio's that play over a certain decibal level are bad for your ears. $45 tax Beer? that's right... It's all about the dollars. No more tobacco tax, They'll go after something else that people find hard to give up. Once they get all those "monkeys" off our backs, They'll just tax us for our oxygen consumption. It aint about cigarettes. |
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HATE
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Hey Glenn, thought id drop in before i head back home. It's good to see you. Hope things are going good for you. Shadow my brother, How are you man? It's good to see you too. I wish you could come to the bike run this year. |
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New Party
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Just leave in the right to bare arms. I hate sleeves.
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New Party
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quiet....ya had to throw in the constitution didn't ya? See what I mean Yellow? They love to spoil my good time. 
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