Topic: Something I wouldn't tell my mother is...
Joeydfw's photo
Mon 08/18/08 10:05 AM
...well I'm going to wait and see how personal people get..

lilith401's photo
Mon 08/18/08 10:06 AM
If she looked fat in an outfit.

That she was wrong.

That I was annoyed with her.

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Mon 08/18/08 10:07 AM
my phone number

MYheartACHES4u's photo
Mon 08/18/08 10:08 AM

my phone number



same here

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Mon 08/18/08 10:08 AM

my phone number
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Anything of a sexual naturenoway

Kristee87's photo
Mon 08/18/08 10:08 AM
that she is out of date in her fashion/ colors

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Mon 08/18/08 10:10 AM

...well I'm going to wait and see how personal people get..


HOW ABOUT, YOU TELL US!!!!!!!!!! :tongue:

Jules0565's photo
Mon 08/18/08 10:12 AM
Edited by Jules0565 on Mon 08/18/08 10:12 AM
My sex life or the lack of ..at the moment ohwell

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Mon 08/18/08 10:13 AM
that I named my doll after her!!!!noway grumble laugh

SunriseDan's photo
Mon 08/18/08 10:13 AM
Would you consider dating a guy with this job resume?

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
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2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a so-so job.
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4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
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5. Then, I tried to be a Chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
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6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.
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7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
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8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
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9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
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10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
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11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
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12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
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13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
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14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
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15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Joeydfw's photo
Mon 08/18/08 10:14 AM

HOW ABOUT, YOU TELL US!!!!!!!!!! :tongue:


Since none of you know my mom...i lied to her when I was 12...I broke my wrist playing tag with a bunch of friends on abandoned train cars...I told her I fell in a ditch. Sorry mom.

fridaygurl's photo
Mon 08/18/08 01:10 PM

...well I'm going to wait and see how personal people get..


That her cooking sucked.
That I wish she'd been a better grandparent.

That when she used to come and clean my house, she made me feel inferior. In hindsight, I now know that was just her way of showing her love (she's been gone seven or eight years now).

And then, there are the things I'd NEVER tell her :)

sparkleplenty424's photo
Mon 08/18/08 01:42 PM

Would you consider dating a guy with this job resume?

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
>
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
>
3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a so-so job.
>
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
>
5. Then, I tried to be a Chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
>
6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.
>
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
>
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
>
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
>
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
>
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
>
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
>
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
>
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
>
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!



Forgive me, but I don't see what this has to do with the topic. Or did I just miss something huge?

VladTheInhailer's photo
Mon 08/18/08 01:46 PM
ill tell anyone anything i think is pertinent...but to not be honest with a parent to shame!

auburngirl's photo
Mon 08/18/08 01:46 PM
Maybe it's because he's not stayed in one vocation for very long??? so the issue would be security??