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| Topic: Things not to say to your lover when being romantic | |
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So you are in a fantastic relationship. Funny or serious, what are some things not to say to you lover if you want to be romantic?
How about: Baby you are like my suppository. I don't know what I would do without you, but I know I would be in a world of pain. |
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"i like you to meet my other girlfriend."
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Bringing up money matters
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honey i hate to ask but "is that all you got for me"?
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There are reasons why I carry an extra pair of socks.........its amazing how many pairs you can fit in someone's mouth!!
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"pull my finger"
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DUTCH OVEN!!!
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"pull my finger" 
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BTW, I got the results back from my Herpes test.......
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tell me your name,again
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Your old, they are suppose to look like that
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Will you Marry me?
Shoot... I forgot the pill. uhhh... Who's licking my hole Whose long strand of hair is this Do the Helicopter, Pile Drive me, Hit me... (as in the movie Heartbreak Kid). |
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Baby, i love you so much, i love you even more than dogs loves crapping.
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did you ever think about doing kegels
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You remind me of my ex.
My ex did that too. Can you do it like my ex. |
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 honey i hate to ask but "is that all you got for me"? |
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"pull my finger" |
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