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Billy and Jimmy are playing out on the playground. Jimmy turns to
Billy and says, "Billy, what's a penis?" Billy replies, "I don't
know. I'll ask my parents when I get home." So that afternoon Billy goes
home.
Billy's mom is in the kitchen. Billy goes up to her and asks, "Mom,
what's a penis?" Billy's mom says, "Billy! Don't ask me questions like
that! Go ask your father." So Billy runs off and finds his father,
reading the afternoon paper. Billy asks his father, "Dad, what's a
penis?" Billy's father seems quite pleased with his son's question. "Ah,
my son is becoming a man!" Billy's father stands up,
undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear down. "This, my son,
this is a penis," says Billy's father. "And for your information, this
is not just
any old penis. This is a 'perfect' penis." Now fully informed, Billy
returns to school the next day. At recess Jimmy approaches
Billy. "Hey, Billy, did you find out what a penis is?" "Yeah, I
did," Billy says, and leads Jimmy back behind some tress where no
one can see them. Billy undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear
down and says, "Jimmy, this is a penis. And not only
that: if it were three inches shorter, it would be a 'perfect' penis."

Now that is just too damned funny!!!

his dad sounds like my x!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!