That's okay I know what they are I love a man with big teeth

still have my fang marks on the inside of your thigh?

Yes

Nice...

i moved on started having fun and it seemed to make him madder that i didnt care

Yep...living well is the best revenge :)

I was actually quite creative. Caught c*nt in bed with another guy- she jumped up and the first thing she said was "Um, uh, I thought we were in an open relationship!" I laughed and left. The next day she called me saying she wanted to apologize. I told her to meet me at the bar. It was a total setup for I called her last 4 boyfreinds up (whom she also cheated on) explained the situation and we all ran to the bar to have a beer and get 5 times the revenge. So imagine c*nt walking into the bar and her last 5 boyfreinds are all sitting in chronological order on barstools. She sat next to me and started in with the apologies in which case all 5 of us would crane our necks and stare at the empty barstool beside her. Every time she said anything we all leaned foreward or backward to stare at that empty barstool. Finally she said "What the f*ck are you guys doing? How come every time I say anything you guys stare at that empty barstool?!!" In unison we all replied "Because we are waiting to see who your next boyfreind is you cheating c*nt!!!" And out the door she went.

6 months after cheating on me she walked into a club my band was playing at. I stole the show by singing a kick ass version of jenny jenny 8675309. But I changed all the lyrics to suit my cheating ex watching us. I had 500 people in that club in tears laughing. Of course she stormed out but oh well......angie angie you're not the girl for me da, dada, da da da da da da after I screwed you I got burning irritation when I pee, da, dada, da da da da da, I'd like to think you weren't like the others before, is it my imagination or are you just a whore angie don't change your number, contact the CDC, angie don't change your number, 6725803, 6725803. Angie angie your such a big slut da, dada, da da da da da da, if Id known what I do now I'd have f*cked you in the butt, I seen your name and number on the wall, is it my imagination or do I got green balls, angie don't change your number, contact the CDC, angie please lose my number 6725803, 6725803, 6725803, 6725803, I got it, I got it, I got it off her vaginal walls, I got it, I got it, for a good case, for a good dose call....

That was the only time my drummer ever flubbed up because he was laughing so hard. Afterwards my band insisted that's how we were gonna play that song. It was so popular and so funny that other bands in the area copied us.

And yes of course she changed her number the next day.

Yessiree!

Buuuuurrrppp!!! Not bad manners, just good beer.

married her mother.!!!!!

No way...
Has she called you back?

Who? What? Where?

First time I remarried her. Yeah, that will teach her. Second time, hmm. I just stayed away.

I've got a great sense of humor about it. The chief of police stopped me downtown one day and said three words: "Cease and desist!" I said "Why? Are you f*cking her too?".He's married with kids and that went over well. Can you say jury duty?

moved on with my life, and didnt bring her along for the ride.

If you think you are fifty percent responsible for your wifes cheating, I suggest you go get soe counseling. Andif your pastor agrees youare partially responsible I suggest strongly you get another paster.
The only person at fault, insofar as the cheating itself is concerned, is the cheater. I am not saying things were great in your marriage, but it was SHE who cheated on you, not you cheating on her.

After cheating on me angie got married, and divorced 6 months later. Then she got married again, and again divorced 6 months later. In august angie married a 300 pound bulldyke lesbian with a mullet and chaindrive billfold wallet in one of those strange circus union marriages in a state park where many gays have been arrested for sexual activity. I hope she lives happily ever after.