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| Topic: ...with the help of mites that dine on llama droppings | |
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This great article touches on many recent topics discussed here at JSH:
Quote from article: "Missing details of the rise and fall of the mighty Inca empire have been revealed for the first time with the help of mites that dine on llama droppings." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/03/26/ninca26.xml |
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Forget the:
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Massage, someone from JSH sent me this article -- I think it's clear
that the llamas are the cause of everything good and wholesome and worthwhile on the face of the earth -- even if they had to use a less-than-glorious method to do it....!! 
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Don't forget the bowling balls, Lex.
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I'm not sure what these llamas were dropping during their majestic
transcontinental journeys, since we all know that llamas don't sh*t. |
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I was reading about the ancient Bowling Ball Pyramids of the Incas,
which were eventually abandoned because they kept rolling away and falling apart. |
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They kept sliding around on all the llama sh*t!
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Hey, Nus, is that pic Sugar Pops Pete?
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It is! It's a mock of the original concept-the fishbowl is actually
representing the TV screen. |
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I haven't seen him in ages! Very nostalgic! Thank you for putting him
up here! |
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I got lots more-just tryin stuff on for size-it isn't easy coming up
with a cyber persona... |
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Tell me about it, I'm a tape dispenser....
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Yeah-I noticed. Been meaning to ask you about it but I thought it might
be a sticky topic. (Sorry-I know-as a fellow writer sometimes the pun is precious.) |
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Puns are highly underrated. A good one is worth its weight in groans.
And being a tape dispenser isn't really all that bad. In fact, I think I'm starting to get used to the roll. |
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GROAN! (good one)
Who or what is subject B? |
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Subject B is a tiny blue stapler that will be exposed to a large
plutonium rabbit for up to an hour at a time. This is to help determine the half-life of tiny blue staplers. Which normally would never work, since the tiny blue staplers aren't even radioactive, but we figure the plutonium will take care of that. |
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Most tiny blue staplers that I have run into (and there have been
many-they may be tiny but boy, are they ever mean!) are constructed of plastic. I fear the plutonium will melt tiny blue and release all of the nanoparticulates that hold the universe together. This might be a bad thing. |
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... uh, hello. Am I interrupting anything?
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Not really. Everything is relative and I can envision a natural
progression from llama sh*t to the end of the universe. It's as plain as the hole in Lex's dispenser! |
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Llamas don't sh*t!!!
And i'm still waiting for someone to tell me what it is these llamas were dropping during their treks. |
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