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Topic: have any of you seen her?
adirtygirl's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:16 AM
OMG...... I am sick as a dog and have no sense of humor right now, but I must say the comments are cracking me up....By the way I am looking too.. here he is:wink:

The guy I am looking for Is 6" or so, Blonde or Brn hair.. Green, blue, Brn eyes.. I dont really look at their eyes anyway..Has a nice face, not too nice.. Dont want him looking better then me...LMAO>>> Killer body..Has to match mine..LOL
Great sense of humor, must put up with my sh!t!!!! Have to have a job..Dont care what you do as long as you do it...Needs to be a Man..not a boy... been there done that... I will add more later..flowers

So have you seen him?????

He is hiding and I cant find him...Where the hell did he gofrustrated frustrated

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Mon 10/13/08 11:20 AM
I fear the topic is in his hand! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Sorry Gal I couldn't resist at least you have a REASON to delete something of mine now. Did you get E mail from me yesterday? Something very strange is going on with my e mail...

libraleo's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:20 AM
well it was fun while it lasted. no better way to get peoples dandruf up than to post something on a forum that's way out of character for everyone. a little bit of humor can go a long way people, especially if you're sitting home alone with nothing to do. i'm finished with all my work and part of my wife's work too. i'm off today and she's not, so laundry and house work is not beyond me. she needs the help just as much as i do sometimes.
have a great day off work.

Winx's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:20 AM
OMG!!! This showed up again.

rofl rofl

Winx's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:22 AM

see that cell phone hooked to my pocket? that's for the thousands of calls i get every day from women that can't wait to come over to meet me. you all are just jealous that your not her. and my wife is a really great woman so don't kid yourself about her being crazy or anything. we's just your typical poly ranchers livin' on a 10,000 acre compound with billions of dollars to spend on women.
i'll buy any of you anything you want. you each get an unlimited credit card too.



Jealous?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 10/13/08 11:26 AM
Winx, I, too, was surprised to see this one resurface.
Well, Mister LibraLeo, I wish you the best in your endeavors and have a swell day, week, year!!

Winx's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:26 AM
Edited by Winx on Mon 10/13/08 12:15 PM

couple minor updates you MAY want to make to this particular profile..

first are you 5'7 or 5'8.. it said two diferent things in there.

second..
do you have 10,000 acres? cuz that is MUCH more apealing that a minor 5.. my parents have 23.. so 5 is a drop in the bucket to some of us..

one more thing.. REQUIRING that someone has a career, but ALSO that she be able to move.. is a bit contracidtary.. you may want to say that she has the ABILITY to have a good career, and the DRIVE to achieve it..

oh and you spelled employed wrong at the end of the proflie..



You forgot..."well kept with hair, makeup, nails (required)"laugh laugh

Shoot, that reminds me. I need to get a hair cut.

Writes note to self...Must find time for hair cut between the career and kids and "taking care of him and his placean his wife".


Winx's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:28 AM

i really just need someone to cut the grass, tend the garden, bring in firewood, and ca ca like that


There's a lot of Amish people that do work in your area. You could hire them.

I'm sure the Amish would love to know about what you're doing.:wink:

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Mon 10/13/08 11:35 AM
This was entertaining, but I have a job, & it's time to go to it. I get a paycheck & have my own credit cards! & No man to clean up after !

Winx's photo
Mon 10/13/08 11:37 AM

Winx, I, too, was surprised to see this one resurface.
Well, Mister LibraLeo, I wish you the best in your endeavors and have a swell day, week, year!!


Very surprised.laugh flowerforyou

mscherbear's photo
Mon 10/13/08 12:01 PM
All I have to say is WOW! shocked

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 10/13/08 12:14 PM
Woo woo.

libraleo's photo
Mon 10/13/08 01:32 PM
what ms. carmen wrote WAS beautiful! now we know who has heart and who doesn't. we also know who's judemental of others.
i've just been testing anyone that reads this thread.
the fact is to all the know-it-alls out there.....and i'm not here to whine, but cancer got it's hold on me for awhile and i'm still paying the hospital for it. it's ate up all my savings, we're both getting older by the day, my wife has had health problems and we have no retirement and no savings left. so...we thought if someone that was younger than us and was interested in us and would want to come to live with us in the way we are willing to share our home and life then......why not do it this way? it sure as heck is better than loosing every thing we've both worked so hard for! what will you do with the life you have left?

oldsage's photo
Mon 10/13/08 01:46 PM
Just a comment, blowing smoke is not against the rules. so if you keep commenting this thread will go on.

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Mon 10/13/08 01:53 PM
"...look boss, de plane, de plane...!!!!°

°welcome, welcome to Fantasy Island.....°

waving

Winx's photo
Mon 10/13/08 03:46 PM

what ms. carmen wrote WAS beautiful! now we know who has heart and who doesn't. we also know who's judemental of others.
i've just been testing anyone that reads this thread.
the fact is to all the know-it-alls out there.....and i'm not here to whine, but cancer got it's hold on me for awhile and i'm still paying the hospital for it. it's ate up all my savings, we're both getting older by the day, my wife has had health problems and we have no retirement and no savings left. so...we thought if someone that was younger than us and was interested in us and would want to come to live with us in the way we are willing to share our home and life then......why not do it this way? it sure as heck is better than loosing every thing we've both worked so hard for! what will you do with the life you have left?


I consider that using somebody.


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Tue 10/14/08 09:30 AM

Missy,I was beautiful I saw his profile before I read it though.


Sorry Carmen I got the poster mixed up in all the quotes.

Riding_Dubz's photo
Tue 10/14/08 09:32 AM
Looking to hard,


drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker

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Tue 10/14/08 09:37 AM

what ms. carmen wrote WAS beautiful! now we know who has heart and who doesn't. we also know who's judemental of others.
i've just been testing anyone that reads this thread.
the fact is to all the know-it-alls out there.....and i'm not here to whine, but cancer got it's hold on me for awhile and i'm still paying the hospital for it. it's ate up all my savings, we're both getting older by the day, my wife has had health problems and we have no retirement and no savings left. so...we thought if someone that was younger than us and was interested in us and would want to come to live with us in the way we are willing to share our home and life then......why not do it this way? it sure as heck is better than loosing every thing we've both worked so hard for! what will you do with the life you have left?


If this is true you have my sincere sympathy & I wish you well. But come on, what did you expect with the crap you were giving out? Your original post was beautiful too, but I have learned to read profiles before I respond. They often put things in a new light. You have lost credibilty.

If you have been testing people in this thread, then who is being judgemental?

Voluptuous's photo
Tue 10/14/08 09:43 AM
Sounds like your best bet would be to find her in a country bar:wink:

Good luckflowerforyou

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