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*bounces around the room in her pj's singing*
I come home in the morning light My mother says when you gonna live your life right Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones And girls they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have fun The phone rings in the middle of the night My father yells what you gonna do with your life Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one But girls they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have That's all they really want Some fun When the working day is done Girls - they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have fun Some boys take a beautiful girl And hide her away from the rest of the world I want to be the one to walk in the sun Oh girls they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have That's all they really want Some fun When the working day is done Girls - they want to have fun Oh girls just want to have fun, They want to have fun, They want to have fun... |
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Hey now! Don't I get a say of what the h#ll gets bounced off my @ss!
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RKISIT....you are supposed to send Tanya a love letter that reads...... "I like you. If you like me back, check YES....if not...check NO"....Teeeheeeheee!   Might improve your statistical data...so yeah...go ahead. |
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Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other Very important differences Between human beings and animals That you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby, sweat baby Sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff That only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants And I bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert And you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered Like my Waffle House hashbrowns Comin' quicker than Fed Ex Never reach an apex Just like coca-cola stock You are inclined to make me rise an hour early Just like daylight savings time Do it now You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love, the kind you clean up With a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt Only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion That the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mr. Coffee With an automatic drip So show me yours, I'll show you mine "Tool Time" You'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style So we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now "Discovery Channel" by Bloodhound Gang |
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Edited by
krupa
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Mon 11/03/08 08:09 PM
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Download...IKO IKO...my favorite Luaper tune...Yes I am on old 80's nut. That and I always had the hots for cyndie Lauper.
And Monk....Word up, Yo.....Damn..too friggin white to make that sound natural! Uh monk...bro..if you are gonna quote the Bloodhound Gang...make it a real love song to woo this lady....like "No Hard Feelings"....muahahahahahahha |
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Hey now! Don't I get a say of what the h#ll gets bounced off my @ss! Well, sure baby...it is a Democracy. YOu get one vote. Krupa votes "quarters" I vote "quarters" and your vote is...? |
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*pulls on her leg warmers and dances in front of krupa*
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Who said my world was a democracy!
More like a combination of a tela-novela and latin american democracy! 
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Edited by
krupa
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Mon 11/03/08 08:17 PM
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Leg warmers...oh YESSSS!!!! I get to live out my mid-80's flashback to flash dance....where the hell are my parachute pants?!?!?!?!?!?!
Now...booty up darlin...me and my friend got a game of quarters to play! |
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*sings* 'some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world. I want to be the one to walk in the sun'
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hey babycakes! we need to invited burningmonk to the matchmaking thread! that boy can flirt! 
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hey babycakes! we need to invited burningmonk to the matchmaking thread! that boy can flirt! Go for it! Momma Deb will have a BLAST with him!!  How are you? |
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Edited by
krupa
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Mon 11/03/08 08:23 PM
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Tanya....every girl needs to walk in the sun.....
Do it. Just be loved and enjoy the love. Life is as simple as the things we accept. It truly is no more or less complex than that song......oh my God! Did I just say that out loud? I am STRAIGHT!!!!! |
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hey babycakes! we need to invited burningmonk to the matchmaking thread! that boy can flirt! Go for it! Momma Deb will have a BLAST with him!! How are you? I am good! But this princessa is thinking about bed... I have to drag kido to the polls tomorrow morning and to my second class and to work with me. Stupid professional development day for the teachers... yeah right... more like day off to go vote day! how are you hunny? |
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hey babycakes! we need to invited burningmonk to the matchmaking thread! that boy can flirt! Go for it! Momma Deb will have a BLAST with him!! How are you? I am good! But this princessa is thinking about bed... I have to drag kido to the polls tomorrow morning and to my second class and to work with me. Stupid professional development day for the teachers... yeah right... more like day off to go vote day! how are you hunny? I'm thinking about waking up at 630 to get to the polls by 7 to be at work by 830 .. but I'm lazy and I like my sleep, so it probably won't happen. I'm good ... actually meeting a guy on Saturday, so we'll see how that goes. |
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Cool cool! I have a few floating around as usual but we'll see if they actually stick around.
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Cool cool! I have a few floating around as usual but we'll see if they actually stick around. I'm hoping this one sticks around. I was COMPLETELY honest with how I look, when I would normally avoid telling them certain physical features .. and he said I sounded pretty. And he's local. 
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Speaking of which....how is your old man handling the competition? If he seems bored or non-apprecieative...I can step this up a few notches.
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ok princessa is going to bed.... oh and I am taking the quarters that burning and krupa bounced off my ass!
too bad they weren't throwing $100 bills! 
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