Topic: The funniest way you've ended a relationship
Seakolony's photo
Tue 01/06/09 12:38 PM



I was in an Intensive Care Unit at the local hospital, and I broke up with my girlfriend when she came to visit. Right after she told me she loves me.

meanie grumble

Hey, I was causing drama, cause her fam, and friends hated me, so I got out of the equation.

After she told you she loved you though, you could have waited oh 24 hours you werent going anywhere, but understandable laugh

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 03/24/09 09:53 AM

I was so fed up with one gals jealousy, I gave her to a friend, and asked him to make sure she got home ok. They got married about 6 months later. better him than me ! :banana:
laugh

TBRich's photo
Tue 03/24/09 09:59 AM
Gee, I just stop returning calls.

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Tue 03/24/09 10:08 AM
I don't think any of my break-ups have really been "funny" but...I did wish one good luck on his job interview, & when he came back, I was gone...

feistybaby's photo
Tue 03/24/09 10:08 AM
I have never found a funny way to end a relationship as someone is usually hurt no matter how necessary the break up is.

Nova86's photo
Tue 03/24/09 10:10 AM
lol...found out she was cheating....first thing i did was took everything of mine...then RAIDED the refrigerator and took all kinds of food!! a man has to eat right?? she doesn't deserve that food LOL

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/24/09 10:44 AM

bigsmileWhat is the funniest way you've ended a relationship?bigsmile
...explosives.

corin1985's photo
Tue 03/24/09 10:52 AM
Edited by corin1985 on Tue 03/24/09 10:54 AM
In college, I was dating a friend I went to high school with. My neighbor in the dorm and I had gone to school together as well, so she talked to him once in a while. Well, fortunately, he let it slip to her that the weekend he was going to come and stay with me, he was planning on proposing to me.

Being 17 at the time, needless to say, I freaked out a bit. I was not ready for that kind of thing. I'd known him since the 5th grade, but engagement was just not on my mind at the time. He arrived, and we hung out with the group, and I tried to avoid being alone with him.

One night, he pulled me aside and said he needed to talk to me. My first response? Yea, I need to talk to you as well. As soon as we got to the study room, I told him that it wasn't working out, and that I just couldn't get him out of my mind as anything but a friend.

Then he made me look at the ring he had bought me. frustrated

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Tue 03/24/09 10:53 AM
I've never had a relationship end in a way that was funny. It was always kinda sad

no photo
Tue 03/24/09 10:55 AM
Left a "Dear John" note
and his name was Steve :tongue:

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/24/09 11:00 AM
No seriously? Reached over and pushed her out of a moving vehicle in front of her house. Sounds harsh? This was 2 hours after she got sh!tfaced drunk, and took off all her clothes in front of my church on sunday morning church services, and stood stark ass naked drunk swearing and screaming at my pastor and families entering the church in their sunday best. I had no idea she was nuts and capable of such lunacy. I grabbed her, threw her in my pickup truck, and pushed her out in front of her house. Try living that one down! Even though I tried to save her neck for being stupid- they still arrested her at her home and sent her to jail. 8 months. I don't drink. Haven't seen her since. Thank GOD!

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Tue 03/24/09 11:05 AM
Btw not a funny story above me.

I was 12 and I told the guy "My cousin said you called me a B*#@&!"
Hey! It worked and I was free to not be asked out by R.D anyway( the boy I was crazy about)

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/24/09 11:08 AM
Yeah, church sermons on drinking, promiscuous sex, sex before marriage were interesting after that. Got the minister looking right at me while preaching. All parishoners looking at me. Ending sermons with "Aint that right Kyle"? "Yes father". "Well can I get an AMEN"? "AMEN".

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/24/09 11:11 AM
I do background checks now to protect myself from crazy people.

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Tue 03/24/09 11:12 AM

Yeah, church sermons on drinking, promiscuous sex, sex before marriage were interesting after that. Got the minister looking right at me while preaching. All parishoners looking at me. Ending sermons with "Aint that right Kyle"? "Yes father". "Well can I get an AMEN"? "AMEN".


LOL yeah...poor guy! I bet you are in everyones prayers everynight.

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/24/09 11:19 AM
But it wasn't like I was going 60 past her house. I kinda braked. Call it uh, um, rolling stop. How bout that? If ever something like that so absurd, so flippin wierd, so albeit strange ever happens again? She's on her own. I'm just gonna run and let her get arrested. I can't be held accountable for the actions of stupid people.

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/24/09 11:31 AM
The most embarassing part? People got camera phones. People took pictures. Then mailed em to me. Live that down. Thank GOD grandma went to friday mass that week. As deacon Jim said "Had your grandmother witnessed that debaucle- there wouldn't have been enough hail marys and holy water to bless you"!

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/24/09 11:34 AM
Can I get an "Amen"?

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Tue 03/24/09 11:35 AM
laugh laugh laugh
LMAO Trust me I have known more than a couple alcoholics that I just wish I had the chance to throw them out of a moving vehicle or parked even. Well even just down a steep hill :)

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/24/09 11:47 AM
It was a very ugly experience in my life. And I have freinds that still rub it in. "Sooooooo have you talked to that girl 'Star' lately"? "No, not funny".