Topic: Your Bedroom must...........
PATSFAN's photo
Sat 04/18/09 11:09 AM

anite with MacgGyver.. suckin on a lollipop
mmmmmmmm ...? whats next? lol
:banana: wake up PAT !oops



what What?what

Meg8771's photo
Sat 04/18/09 11:13 AM
At this point and time I would be thrilled with me and a man in an empty room. I think I have enough spice to "spice things up" pitchfork

PATSFAN's photo
Sat 04/18/09 11:21 AM

At this point and time I would be thrilled with me and a man in an empty room. I think I have enough spice to "spice things up" pitchfork



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Meg8771's photo
Sat 04/18/09 11:32 AM


At this point and time I would be thrilled with me and a man in an empty room. I think I have enough spice to "spice things up" pitchfork



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I know, I know....so sad! laugh

no photo
Sat 04/18/09 11:34 AM
yea, im in the same boat yawn

74Drew's photo
Sat 04/18/09 12:41 PM

-have ???
steps you would take to spice up your bedroom life ?
:wink:












Good Morning
have a winning dayflowerforyou






i think mine has a force field around it that keeps women out. it's not a requirement, but does any one know who i can call to have a force field removed. i looked in the yellow pages but no one seems to work with force fields.
maybe it's a spiritual force field and i need a shaman or something. gotta go, gotta make some calls.


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Meg8771's photo
Sat 04/18/09 12:47 PM
biggrin rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl biggrin


We have a local voodoo man around these parts, I can give you his name.











-have ???
steps you would take to spice up your bedroom life ?
:wink:












Good Morning
have a winning dayflowerforyou






i think mine has a force field around it that keeps women out. it's not a requirement, but does any one know who i can call to have a force field removed. i looked in the yellow pages but no one seems to work with force fields.
maybe it's a spiritual force field and i need a shaman or something. gotta go, gotta make some calls.


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no photo
Sat 04/18/09 12:52 PM

A well stocked toy chest

A few sexy videos

Romantic decor

Scented candles

NO pictures of family or pets (they watch you!)

No clutter

Feng shui

and me with some of that new his/hers lotionbigsmile

74Drew's photo
Sat 04/18/09 12:52 PM

biggrin rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl biggrin


We have a local voodoo man around these parts, I can give you his name.











i may need that. i'll get back to you. i'm on hold with a medium right now. she's contacting some spirits to see how much to charge for this sort of thing. i'm gonna have to get some estimates.



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PATSFAN's photo
Sat 04/18/09 12:52 PM
I'd be happy being nude with someone other than myselflaugh

Meg8771's photo
Sat 04/18/09 12:59 PM


biggrin rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl biggrin


We have a local voodoo man around these parts, I can give you his name.











i may need that. i'll get back to you. i'm on hold with a medium right now. she's contacting some spirits to see how much to charge for this sort of thing. i'm gonna have to get some estimates.



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Just let me know - I might be able to call in some favors. I know, I'll trade him my ex in exchange for his helping you out :wink:

Meg8771's photo
Sat 04/18/09 01:00 PM

I'd be happy being nude with someone other than myselflaugh


I resemble that remark...bigsmile

no photo
Sat 04/18/09 01:16 PM


bedroom has everything it needs except a lolipoprofl rofl rofl



What is up with you and the lolipop? laugh
its a private joke..

Meg8771's photo
Sat 04/18/09 01:19 PM



bedroom has everything it needs except a lolipoprofl rofl rofl



What is up with you and the lolipop? laugh
its a private joke..



I think Ducky likes him a lollipop! :wink:

74Drew's photo
Sat 04/18/09 01:29 PM
update on the force field.
just got off the phone with the medium. she checked it out and said that her sources said there's nothing they can do.
they said it has something to do with my aura and that as long as i'm in the bedroom no women will be in there with me.
they suggested that i seek someone who specializes in electro-therapy to try to adjust my aura.

i wonder if that's covered on my health insurance? or maybe my renters plan?


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Meg8771's photo
Sat 04/18/09 01:32 PM

update on the force field.
just got off the phone with the medium. she checked it out and said that her sources said there's nothing they can do.
they said it has something to do with my aura and that as long as i'm in the bedroom no women will be in there with me.
they suggested that i seek someone who specializes in electro-therapy to try to adjust my aura.

i wonder if that's covered on my health insurance? or maybe my renters plan?


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Do you have a PPO or a HMO? frustrated

I'm still talking turkey with the voodoo man - said I could trade him the ex (somehting about shrinking his head or something....) and a chicken and he'd come to you as long as you supply the plane ticket bigsmile

no photo
Sat 04/18/09 01:36 PM
A lava lamp for that soft 'mood lighting'

74Drew's photo
Sat 04/18/09 01:37 PM


update on the force field.
just got off the phone with the medium. she checked it out and said that her sources said there's nothing they can do.
they said it has something to do with my aura and that as long as i'm in the bedroom no women will be in there with me.
they suggested that i seek someone who specializes in electro-therapy to try to adjust my aura.

i wonder if that's covered on my health insurance? or maybe my renters plan?


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Do you have a PPO or a HMO? frustrated

I'm still talking turkey with the voodoo man - said I could trade him the ex (somehting about shrinking his head or something....) and a chicken and he'd come to you as long as you supply the plane ticket bigsmile

i'm on the phone with the ppo right now. they're pretty sure it's not covered. then again, nothing is covered. i'm pretty sure my renters insurance is gonna balk too since the problem seems to be with me and not just the bedroom.
~~~"you are the last person on the planet in line. your call will be answered when we get to it. please be patient. we're working as fast as we want to.~~~~~
damn recordings.
doesn't seem to be any help coming today at least.


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Meg8771's photo
Sat 04/18/09 01:39 PM



update on the force field.
just got off the phone with the medium. she checked it out and said that her sources said there's nothing they can do.
they said it has something to do with my aura and that as long as i'm in the bedroom no women will be in there with me.
they suggested that i seek someone who specializes in electro-therapy to try to adjust my aura.

i wonder if that's covered on my health insurance? or maybe my renters plan?


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Do you have a PPO or a HMO? frustrated

I'm still talking turkey with the voodoo man - said I could trade him the ex (somehting about shrinking his head or something....) and a chicken and he'd come to you as long as you supply the plane ticket bigsmile

i'm on the phone with the ppo right now. they're pretty sure it's not covered. then again, nothing is covered. i'm pretty sure my renters insurance is gonna balk too since the problem seems to be with me and not just the bedroom.
~~~"you are the last person on the planet in line. your call will be answered when we get to it. please be patient. we're working as fast as we want to.~~~~~
damn recordings.
doesn't seem to be any help coming today at least.


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Damn - I was just wanting to get rid of my ex, er, I, uh, mean help a friend out! Yeah, help you out there, Drew, old buddy, old pal! :wink:

74Drew's photo
Sat 04/18/09 01:47 PM

Damn - I was just wanting to get rid of my ex, er, I, uh, mean help a friend out! Yeah, help you out there, Drew, old buddy, old pal! :wink:

oh well.
reminds me of an old country song.

sleepin single in a double bed....

i think that was barbara mandrell or somebody.


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