I saw this one the other day at Target on a men's t-shirt....

"Chuck Norris doesn't break hearts, he breaks legs."

1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3) Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4) If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
5) Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
6) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7) Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
8) Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
9) They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10) A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

MY SON BEAT UP YOUR HONOR ROLE KID

<--------- I`m with STUPID.

Bumper sticker... The only bush I trust is my own.

Now THAT`S funny

(((Ladylid)))

is uranus a black hole........Save your breath-you need it to blow up your date

bumper sticker:

If your gonna be riding my AZZ.......you better be pulling my hair!!

Jesus loves you....everyone else thinks you're an azz-hole

good ones everyone!!!!

In town, we have these souvenir tourist shops, Im gonna have to go explore and see what other shirts I can find...LOL

On my truck...

Dispatchers tell cops where to go

saw this shirt logo on a pop up ad on facebook...


RECYCLER
(I'm Dating Your Ex)

best t shirt slogan

stop looking at my beewbs

This goes with your posting.

My ^eyeballs^ are up here.

Do you like my new shirt?

Saw this on a cadillac eldorado in the 70's -

" I don't just think I own the road. I do! "