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I was in country bar one time and there was this bigger woman with a skirt on that was way to short than she should had been wearing. She ended up on the dancefloor shaking what god had given her. Like a good redneck in a bar this young lady had a few beers and ended up falling down on the dance floor. As she laid on her back like a turtle it became painfully obvious that said young lady left home with out her knickers this evening......
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She might have taken them off half way through the evening.
Or could you tell that by the number of flies that had been attracted there? |
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did you yell.."tmi" "tmi"
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did you yell.."tmi" "tmi" No but there was a collective Ohhhhhhhhhhhh threw out the bar....
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"well i never" "oh dear" "oh my".......
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wow, just wow..I just got a visual...
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Yeah, I never wear clothes to bars. Golly, you know, they just get in the way of dancin'--dancin' up a storm!
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P.S. I don't go to bars. Let alone country bars! Help me!
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I was in country bar one time and there was this bigger woman with a skirt on that was way to short than she should had been wearing. She ended up on the dancefloor shaking what god had given her. Like a good redneck in a bar this young lady had a few beers and ended up falling down on the dance floor. As she laid on her back like a turtle it became painfully obvious that said young lady left home with out her knickers this evening...... PANTY LINES!! 
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I was in country bar one time and there was this bigger woman with a skirt on that was way to short than she should had been wearing. She ended up on the dancefloor shaking what god had given her. Like a good redneck in a bar this young lady had a few beers and ended up falling down on the dance floor. As she laid on her back like a turtle it became painfully obvious that said young lady left home with out her knickers this evening...... PANTY LINES!! not even a thong or g-string (or is that the same thing? i don't wear them, so i have no idea) |
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lol hopefully she at least got waxed before hand
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lol hopefully she at least got waxed before hand 
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I was in country bar one time and there was this bigger woman with a skirt on that was way to short than she should had been wearing. She ended up on the dancefloor shaking what god had given her. Like a good redneck in a bar this young lady had a few beers and ended up falling down on the dance floor. As she laid on her back like a turtle it became painfully obvious that said young lady left home with out her knickers this evening...... PANTY LINES!! not even a thong or g-string (or is that the same thing? i don't wear them, so i have no idea) |
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I was in country bar one time and there was this bigger woman with a skirt on that was way to short than she should had been wearing. She ended up on the dancefloor shaking what god had given her. Like a good redneck in a bar this young lady had a few beers and ended up falling down on the dance floor. As she laid on her back like a turtle it became painfully obvious that said young lady left home with out her knickers this evening...... PANTY LINES!! doesn't Fifer have pics of him wearing one of those? 
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I was in country bar one time and there was this bigger woman with a skirt on that was way to short than she should had been wearing. She ended up on the dancefloor shaking what god had given her. Like a good redneck in a bar this young lady had a few beers and ended up falling down on the dance floor. As she laid on her back like a turtle it became painfully obvious that said young lady left home with out her knickers this evening...... PANTY LINES!! doesn't Fifer have pics of him wearing one of those?
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lol hopefully she at least got waxed before hand Do you think it would have really mattered?....
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Edited by
Calleigh12
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Thu 08/20/09 01:51 AM
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lol hopefully she at least got waxed before hand Do you think it would have really mattered?.... ahahhahhhaaaaa 
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why you gotta be tellin stories about me!?!?
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why you gotta be tellin stories about me!?!?
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