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Topic: LUV2ROKNROLLS 10 COMMANDMENTS OF DATING.
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 10/14/09 09:51 AM
1) Thou shalt not give a wedgie on a date. 2) Thou shalt not recieve a wedgie on a date. 3) Thou shalt not talk about my ex, on a date. 4) Thou shalt not ask one to "pull my finger", on a date. 5) Thou shalt not burp, or spit on a date. 6) Thou shalt not grope on a date. 7) Thou shalt not bring "Rohypnol" on a date...heehee. 8) Thou shalt not bring thy mother on a date. 9) Thou shalt not run out of gas on a date...oldshcool. 10) Thou shalt not break any of the 10 commandments of dating.

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Wed 10/14/09 09:53 AM
are Blow up dolls allowed?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 10/14/09 09:55 AM
are Blow up dolls allowed? Only for you Mikey. I pity the fool that tries to get inbetween you, and your blow up doll.

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Wed 10/14/09 10:00 AM
If its a female, I could REALLY be liking that!!

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Wed 10/14/09 10:34 AM
Aight what is #7?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 10/14/09 11:33 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 10/14/09 11:34 AM
Aight what is #7? Its the date rape drug. Its called "dark humor" Muahhahahaha

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Wed 10/14/09 11:35 AM
1) Thou shalt not give a wedgie on a date. 2) Thou shalt not recieve a wedgie on a date. 3) Thou shalt not talk about my ex, on a date. 4) Thou shalt not ask one to "pull my finger", on a date. 5) Thou shalt not burp, or spit on a date. 6) Thou shalt not grope on a date. 7) Thou shalt not bring "Rohypnol" on a date...heehee. 8) Thou shalt not bring thy mother on a date. 9) Thou shalt not run out of gas on a date...oldshcool. 10) Thou shalt not break any of the 10 commandments of dating.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 10/14/09 11:38 AM
1) Thou shalt not give a wedgie on a date. 2) Thou shalt not recieve a wedgie on a date. 3) Thou shalt not talk about my ex, on a date. 4) Thou shalt not ask one to "pull my finger", on a date. 5) Thou shalt not burp, or spit on a date. 6) Thou shalt not grope on a date. 7) Thou shalt not bring "Rohypnol" on a date...heehee. 8) Thou shalt not bring thy mother on a date. 9) Thou shalt not run out of gas on a date...oldshcool. 10) Thou shalt not break any of the 10 commandments of dating. Its da Minkey!!!-Peter Sellers in Pink Panther.

Sandcrab Joined Fri 10/24/08 Posts: 1392	Wed 10/14/09 11:41 AM
Now that just ain't fair picken on us old guys. Runnin out of gas is the only line I have left!

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 10/14/09 11:45 AM
I had a guy bring me to an AA meeting on a first date. I had a guy bring me tanning on a first date. I had a guy bring me to meet his parents on a first date. They told him not to F it up, right in front of me.

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Wed 10/14/09 12:22 PM
1) Thou shalt not give a wedgie on a date. What if their into that sort of thing...and ask for one? Just say no...

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Wed 10/14/09 12:28 PM
1) Thou shalt not give a wedgie on a date. 2) Thou shalt not recieve a wedgie on a date. 3) Thou shalt not talk about my ex, on a date. 4) Thou shalt not ask one to "pull my finger", on a date. 5) Thou shalt not burp, or spit on a date. 6) Thou shalt not grope on a date. 7) Thou shalt not bring "Rohypnol" on a date...heehee. 8) Thou shalt not bring thy mother on a date. 9) Thou shalt not run out of gas on a date...oldshcool. 10) Thou shalt not break any of the 10 commandments of dating. Its da Minkey!!!-Peter Sellers in Pink Panther.

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Wed 10/14/09 12:44 PM
Aight what is #7? GHB -- "the date rape drug"

byteme Joined Sat 01/03/09 Posts: 105	Wed 10/14/09 12:52 PM
U forgot dont lie cheat or steal

wildbill92 Joined Wed 06/03/09 Posts: 237	Wed 10/14/09 12:59 PM
i had a girl take me to see her mother in hospital on the first date. i told her where i worked ( gorcery store ) and she proceeded to say that she hated the store that i worked at. talk about awkward, lol...i didn't see her anymore after that date.

lulu24 Joined Sun 02/11/07 Posts: 6033	Wed 10/14/09 01:10 PM
I had a guy bring me to an AA meeting on a first date. I had a guy bring me tanning on a first date. I had a guy bring me to meet his parents on a first date. They told him not to F it up, right in front of me. i had a guy take me to meet the parents early on...the mom told me to my face that i was too young for her son and that i should take a hike. she then turned to her son (i'm sure to embarrass me) and told him that restraints were NEVER allowed in her house and he was to remove them from the bed immediately. um, i later married him.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 10/14/09 01:15 PM
OTFLMAO at all the posts here!!!

HockeyChick Joined Thu 10/23/08 Posts: 4194	Wed 10/14/09 01:30 PM


bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Wed 10/14/09 01:39 PM
no wedgies or groping??? how is that gonna be fun???

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Wed 10/14/09 01:40 PM
and if they're wearing a thong...it's like they brought their own wedgie to the party...so what then???