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Topic: Chemical composition of semen.
MichaelC71 Joined Thu 10/15/09 Posts: 214	Thu 10/15/09 02:38 PM
When I was in college, my biology professor spent a few minutes in class going over the chemical composition of semen. The he asked if anyone had any questions. A girl in front raised her hand and asked, "If semen is mostly made up of various sugars, why does it taste so salty?" The was silence for a couple of seconds and then the entire class burst into laughter. She was so embarassed she got up and ran out of class. We never saw her again. I guess she dropped the course.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 10/15/09 02:55 PM
If one drop of Semen has more life than one drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick instead?

writer_gurl Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 7673	Thu 10/15/09 02:56 PM
If one drop of Semen has more life than one drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick instead? Good question

MichaelC71 Joined Thu 10/15/09 Posts: 214	Thu 10/15/09 03:01 PM
If one drop of Semen has more life than one drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick instead? I think they did in those Anne Rice novels. They were pretty gay. I should know.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 10/15/09 03:04 PM
When I was in college, my biology professor spent a few minutes in class going over the chemical composition of semen. The he asked if anyone had any questions. A girl in front raised her hand and asked, "If semen is mostly made up of various sugars, why does it taste so salty?" The was silence for a couple of seconds and then the entire class burst into laughter. She was so embarassed she got up and ran out of class. We never saw her again. I guess she dropped the course.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 10/15/09 03:04 PM
If one drop of Semen has more life than one drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick instead? I think they did in those Anne Rice novels. They were pretty gay. I should know. I got into a heated argument with a girlfriend and her cousin over those movies because I said they had a lot of homosexual overtones and her cousin wanted to kick my ***.

causality Joined Mon 10/06/08 Posts: 628	Thu 10/15/09 03:07 PM
If one drop of Semen has more life than one drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick instead? I think they did in those Anne Rice novels. They were pretty gay. I should know. I got into a heated argument with a girlfriend and her cousin over those movies because I said they had a lot of homosexual overtones and her cousin wanted to kick my ***. then he is a poseur fan because any real Anne Rice fan expects there to be homosexual overtones. (and undertones, and tension.) The books were rampant with it.

baroosie Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 859	Thu 10/15/09 03:11 PM
If one drop of Semen has more life than one drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick instead? Sharp, vampire teeth on my Petey? I DONT THINK SO!

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 10/15/09 03:12 PM
"then he is a poseur fan because any real Anne Rice fan expects there to be homosexual overtones. (and undertones, and tension.) The books were rampant with it." She!

MichaelC71 Joined Thu 10/15/09 Posts: 214	Thu 10/15/09 03:15 PM
If one drop of Semen has more life than one drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick instead? Sharp, vampire teeth on my Petey? I DONT THINK SO! Good point. No pun intended.

crazysillygirl Joined Mon 01/29/07 Posts: 4869	Thu 10/15/09 03:28 PM
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< turns and runs out of this conversation!!!!!

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Thu 10/15/09 03:28 PM
When I was in college, my biology professor spent a few minutes in class going over the chemical composition of semen. The he asked if anyone had any questions. A girl in front raised her hand and asked, "If semen is mostly made up of various sugars, why does it taste so salty?" The was silence for a couple of seconds and then the entire class burst into laughter. She was so embarassed she got up and ran out of class. We never saw her again. I guess she dropped the course. Should have replied: -Honey, it depends what your boyfriend ate in the past 24hrs.

TristanBru Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 494	Thu 10/15/09 03:40 PM
Did you happen to catch her name or address.lol

MichaelC71 Joined Thu 10/15/09 Posts: 214	Thu 10/15/09 03:45 PM
Did you happen to catch her name or address.lol Sorry, all I can tell you is that she went to LSU in the early 90s. There was definitely no shortage girls who liked to suck **** there in those days, either. Take my word for it.

Pincfairy Joined Wed 09/16/09 Posts: 5	Thu 10/15/09 06:32 PM
hahaha good point and i think the person being suck would feel great through and after... lol

raiderfan_32 Joined Tue 01/20/09 Posts: 1328	Thu 10/15/09 06:57 PM
If one drop of Semen has more life than one drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick instead? I think they did in those Anne Rice novels. They were pretty gay. I should know. I got into a heated argument with a girlfriend and her cousin over those movies because I said they had a lot of homosexual overtones and her cousin wanted to kick my *. how come "dick" didn't get bleeped but * did? that seems odd.. but on topic.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I think I know that girl!

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 10/15/09 11:16 PM
If one drop of Semen has more life than one drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick instead? I think they did in those Anne Rice novels. They were pretty gay. I should know. I got into a heated argument with a girlfriend and her cousin over those movies because I said they had a lot of homosexual overtones and her cousin wanted to kick my *. how come "dick" didn't get bleeped but * did? that seems odd.. but on topic.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I think I know that girl! Hey don't hassle it, used to piss me off writing Dick Cheyneys name and having his first name astrixed out!