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Topic: Do I need to get married? to get a date.
wux's photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:36 PM
Edited by wux on Sun 12/27/09 04:37 PM
I read three threads today here, all have to do with married men being nice, cuddly and handsome and whatever, except they are married.

Is there a woman here who's willing to marry me only in order to change my personality, so I could be "dateable"? This position is strictly on a volunteer basis. In fact, all ensuing positions will be on a voluntary basis.

yellowrose10's photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:37 PM
let me correct one thing....mine isn't about married men and mine was just a general question for discussion.

carry on drinker

Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:40 PM
Edited by Ladylid2012 on Sun 12/27/09 04:41 PM

I read three threads today here, all have to do with married men being nice, cuddly and handsome and whatever, except they are married.

Is there a woman here who's willing to marry me only in order to change my personality, so I could be "dateable"? This position is strictly on a volunteer basis. In fact, all ensuing positions will be on a voluntary basis.



I don't walk away from married men..I RUN..seems there are many out there looking and seems some women are into that "no strings" thing.

Yep, you should find a bride...:tongue:

wux's photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:43 PM

Yep, you should find a bride...:tongue:


Okay.

Things to do today:
1. Find bride.
2. Marry her.
3. Attract women.

It sure is going to be a busy day!

Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:45 PM


Yep, you should find a bride...:tongue:


Okay.

Things to do today:
1. Find bride.
2. Marry her.
3. Attract women.

It sure is going to be a busy day!


you better get moving, the day is almost over.

Oh, I know...make is a new years resolution.

Shasta1's photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:48 PM



Yep, you should find a bride...:tongue:


Okay.

Things to do today:
1. Find bride.
2. Marry her.
3. Attract women.

It sure is going to be a busy day!


you better get moving, the day is almost over.

Oh, I know...make is a new years resolution.


laugh

wux's photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:48 PM
My landlady just stuck her head in my door, and asked if I know any single women, because her husband feels like going on a date. He's a nice guy, sharp dresser, big d***. Anyone here wants him?

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:50 PM
I was thinking of getting surgery to turn myself into an A@@hole with legs because a lot of woman seem to be attracted to those too.

dolphin14's photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:52 PM

I was thinking of getting surgery to turn myself into an A@@hole with legs because a lot of woman seem to be attracted to those too.


amen to that, it is true not sure why

wux's photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:53 PM

I was thinking of getting surgery to turn myself into an A@@hole with legs because a lot of woman seem to be attracted to those too.


I beg to differ. I am the bigges azzole you ever could imagine and yet women don't dig me. Maybe you should get surgery to get a wife. I know a surgeon who does wife-transplants.

no photo
Sun 12/27/09 04:57 PM


Yep, you should find a bride...:tongue:


Okay.

Things to do today:
1. Find bride.
2. Marry her.
3. Attract women.

It sure is going to be a busy day!
OK,,,TRY this,,,put a patch over one eye,,,tell um you love sailing,,,and you have taken a lot of bounty and need someone to sail the seven seas with you and you peg leg and parrot...

SEE if THAT don't get YOUR mail box filled,,laugh laugh laugh

Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 12/27/09 05:00 PM

I was thinking of getting surgery to turn myself into an A@@hole with legs because a lot of woman seem to be attracted to those too.


I'm not buying that..maybe some with no self confidence. Women who are confident, understand their worth and are compassionate do not want a$$holes...

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 12/27/09 05:08 PM


I was thinking of getting surgery to turn myself into an A@@hole with legs because a lot of woman seem to be attracted to those too.


I'm not buying that..maybe some with no self confidence. Women who are confident, understand their worth and are compassionate do not want a$$holes...


But you must admit it sure would look cute in a pair of tight jeans.

Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 12/27/09 05:10 PM



I was thinking of getting surgery to turn myself into an A@@hole with legs because a lot of woman seem to be attracted to those too.


I'm not buying that..maybe some with no self confidence. Women who are confident, understand their worth and are compassionate do not want a$$holes...


But you must admit it sure would look cute in a pair of tight jeans.


it would give me a good laugh, so that may be worth it, for me anyway, maybe not for you..

PATSFAN's photo
Sun 12/27/09 05:10 PM
No, but you would at least need a wedding band!

no photo
Sun 12/27/09 06:28 PM
When I find out a guy is married it makes me physically ill.sick

Totage's photo
Sun 12/27/09 06:31 PM

I read three threads today here, all have to do with married men being nice, cuddly and handsome and whatever, except they are married.

Is there a woman here who's willing to marry me only in order to change my personality, so I could be "dateable"? This position is strictly on a volunteer basis. In fact, all ensuing positions will be on a voluntary basis.


DON'T get married, just go to PUA meetings. :tongue:

wux's photo
Mon 12/28/09 08:06 PM

No, but you would at least need a wedding band!


What's a good-sized wedding band that attracts single women? A six-piece brass band? Or a tafelmusic quartette. Or hire a one-man-band, one of those people who play about seven insturments at once, one always being a big-big drum on his stomach. Droom-droom.

If I could afford a wedding band, I would need no wedding band.

aladytoo's photo
Tue 12/29/09 03:23 AM

I read three threads today here, all have to do with married men being nice, cuddly and handsome and whatever, except they are married.

Is there a woman here who's willing to marry me only in order to change my personality, so I could be "dateable"? This position is strictly on a volunteer basis. In fact, all ensuing positions will be on a voluntary basis.


laugh Your on your own with that one,Clone bank is to the right.flowers

joshyfox's photo
Tue 12/29/09 08:13 AM
That's an interesting theory. I can't attempt to test it because I refuse to lie to people. Still it's an interesting observation.

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