I think, the rules have changed in the last few years about dating.

Nowadays, it's us guys who come and want to be nudged and dated, and we will be whining about not having anyone to date us, because women became such a jerks.
Us, guys will be accepting the usual criticism from women, that we only date bad girls and how come we discuss stuff with other guys in the bathroom when we go out.
We will be also materialistic too and you can come sliding on your belly to us, first, we want to know what is in your wallet and what job you got.

Some of us will go as far as prostitution if we have to, since the current economy hit the male usual man-jobs, such as construction and factory work, while women remained in their administrative assistant,secretarial and service positions, so now, more women hold jobs and having a steady income, while us guys will have to depend on a strong woman with a good salary, so we can stay home with the kids while you ladies will be coming home for the 6 o'clock dinner.

And in case, the women refuse to accept this sudden turn around, then we might have find other ways or perhaps Mother Nature will rush to our help. Certain frogs in the South American jungle switch sexes, if there are no opposite sex available in given colonies, so we can extract this DNA and inject 50% of the guys, who will go trough a transformation and become a women among us.

So you ladies, either accept the new rules of dating and role, or we gonna have to turn to scientific experiments to satisfy our urge. Hey, I think the montly period doesn't even need to be included, some of us are already having PMS each month, so please avoid us to save yourself from any unwanted conflict and headache, when we are at that stage.

Good thing I don't date

Oy vey!!!

If its not one thing its another!

Whats a girl to do????????????

I guess nobody has a sense of humor anymore.

So I have been doing it wrong...

Sounded like a bunch of whining, and it wasn't funny.

<--- never agreed to the rule change. Just like I never agreed to the whole feminism movement.

Oh now I see why I am not compatible with anyone. LOL..I can't believe it....what a sad sorry bunch of place this mingle is.

i am struck by a certain amount of truth that's in ur words, even if u do play it off as a joke!
but come on, we've only just started, u guys have held the upper hand for quite awhile now, let us enjoy it while it lasts

I always thought the best jokes are based on reality.

Ever watch Jon Stewart on Daily Show?

The funny part about it is that what he jokes about is actually real.

forgive him girl, it was just a momentary lapse im sure

now i'm gonna get hate mails again.


wow, Leli, another member from CT! That makes us 3 on mingle now!

not from me

no whining..at least you'll get mail

Woah....woah.....woah........time out!


Men are prostitutes now??????

apparently during the rule change women started paying for sex

It's coming soon. I can already see it. The Oracle of Delphi told me.

is that as accurate as the mayan calander?

Ohhh honey do I have a job for you and I don't want to hear that ya got a headache either...... you will have it easy though the kids are grown.....