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Topic: What we are looking for..
mscherbear's photo
Thu 03/25/10 10:20 PM


I want a man who is cute, not married or have ex wife problems, between 40-55, doesn't smoke, use drugs or abuse alcohol, or have diseases, is employed, mentally stable, computer literate, enjoys nature, doesn't like sports and wants a long term relationship.

Surely he must be out there somewhere...

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Cute: Butt? Face? Laugh? When I wear my Antonio Banderas Costume, I am told that I am cute. Does that count? laugh

Not married or ex wife problems: Is that legally or technically or speculatively?laugh

between 40-55: Isn't 41-56 better? laugh

doesn't smoke: smoke what? Are you telling me you would not like for me to smoke a ham for you? Ok, but your taste buds are missing out.laugh

use drugs or abuse alcohol: Are you talking Charlie Sheen type of drinking? laugh

or have diseases: are we talking STD's here, or does it include things such as mood disorder, personality disorder, sexual disorders laugh

is employed: does 3 months out of the year count, especially if this is one of the current months? laugh

computer literate: I don't need that because my computer can talk laugh

enjoys nature: hey, now I do not need to go by myself to the nudist colony laugh

doesn't like sports: Hey that can work, but mostly when my favorite team is losing. When that happens, you will see me curse sports laugh

Long Term Relationship: Are we speaking Mexican Time here? laugh


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CatsLoveMe's photo
Thu 03/25/10 10:24 PM


I want a man who is cute, not married or have ex wife problems, between 40-55, doesn't smoke, use drugs or abuse alcohol, or have diseases, is employed, mentally stable, computer literate, enjoys nature, doesn't like sports and wants a long term relationship.

Surely he must be out there somewhere...

laugh laugh laugh laugh



Cute: Butt? Face? Laugh? When I wear my Antonio Banderas Costume, I am told that I am cute. Does that count? laugh

Not married or ex wife problems: Is that legally or technically or speculatively?laugh

between 40-55: Isn't 41-56 better? laugh

doesn't smoke: smoke what? Are you telling me you would not like for me to smoke a ham for you? Ok, but your taste buds are missing out.laugh

use drugs or abuse alcohol: Are you talking Charlie Sheen type of drinking? laugh

or have diseases: are we talking STD's here, or does it include things such as mood disorder, personality disorder, sexual disorders laugh

is employed: does 3 months out of the year count, especially if this is one of the current months? laugh

computer literate: I don't need that because my computer can talk laugh

enjoys nature: hey, now I do not need to go by myself to the nudist colony laugh

doesn't like sports: Hey that can work, but mostly when my favorite team is losing. When that happens, you will see me curse sports laugh

Long Term Relationship: Are we speaking Mexican Time here? laugh


Buenas respuestas, mi hermano! rofl

74Drew's photo
Thu 03/25/10 11:13 PM
tall, thin, attractive, smart, and hopelessly devoted to me.



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no photo
Thu 03/25/10 11:17 PM
a sense of humor.

well...that basically covers the realistic bit...
haha :laughing:

no photo
Fri 03/26/10 07:21 AM
someone that wants to have some fun with a cowboy:banana:

franshade's photo
Fri 03/26/10 07:26 AM



I want a man who is cute, not married or have ex wife problems, between 40-55, doesn't smoke, use drugs or abuse alcohol, or have diseases, is employed, mentally stable, computer literate, enjoys nature, doesn't like sports and wants a long term relationship.

Surely he must be out there somewhere...

laugh laugh laugh laugh



Cute: Butt? Face? Laugh? When I wear my Antonio Banderas Costume, I am told that I am cute. Does that count? laugh

Not married or ex wife problems: Is that legally or technically or speculatively?laugh

between 40-55: Isn't 41-56 better? laugh

doesn't smoke: smoke what? Are you telling me you would not like for me to smoke a ham for you? Ok, but your taste buds are missing out.laugh

use drugs or abuse alcohol: Are you talking Charlie Sheen type of drinking? laugh

or have diseases: are we talking STD's here, or does it include things such as mood disorder, personality disorder, sexual disorders laugh

is employed: does 3 months out of the year count, especially if this is one of the current months? laugh

computer literate: I don't need that because my computer can talk laugh

enjoys nature: hey, now I do not need to go by myself to the nudist colony laugh

doesn't like sports: Hey that can work, but mostly when my favorite team is losing. When that happens, you will see me curse sports laugh

Long Term Relationship: Are we speaking Mexican Time here? laugh


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amamin's photo
Fri 03/26/10 07:35 AM
hmm a man who will treat me like a woman not a crystal vase!

franshade's photo
Fri 03/26/10 07:41 AM

Curious minds want to know...

What are you realistically looking for in a mate/Signicant Other?:heart:


to ease those with curious minds

What am I realistically looking for in a mate/significant other/lover/man/boyfriend/husband, etc?

Nothing, I am looking for absolutely nothing. Figure if I am meant to be with anyone it will happen, so why waste my time, make myself unhappy, disillusion myself with self imposed limits and just let things happen. This works for me.

Wish you all luck in your searches :heart:


62easygoing's photo
Sat 03/27/10 01:42 PM
Guess, i'm looking for a four leaf clover. Someone who does not have to have roses, & candy.

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Sat 03/27/10 02:21 PM

I want a man who is cute, not married or have ex wife problems, between 40-55, doesn't smoke, use drugs or abuse alcohol, or have diseases, is employed, mentally stable, computer literate, enjoys nature, doesn't like sports and wants a long term relationship.

Surely he must be out there somewhere...

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I think I love you ... but there's that age thingy, huh ... ? Can I interest you in the occasional 'nooner' ... ?

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 03/27/10 02:58 PM


Curious minds want to know...

What are you realistically looking for in a mate/Signicant Other?:heart:


to ease those with curious minds

What am I realistically looking for in a mate/significant other/lover/man/boyfriend/husband, etc?

Nothing, I am looking for absolutely nothing. Figure if I am meant to be with anyone it will happen, so why waste my time, make myself unhappy, disillusion myself with self imposed limits and just let things happen. This works for me.

Wish you all luck in your searches :heart:




Yep, yep...seems to happen in the strangest of circumstances when ya least expect it!!

RainbowTrout's photo
Sat 03/27/10 03:04 PM
Been looking for female hitch hikers. There doesn't seem to be as many out there as there used to be.

RKISIT's photo
Sat 03/27/10 03:07 PM

Curious minds want to know...

What are you realistically looking for in a mate/Signicant Other?:heart:
a woman who gives really good hummers:banana:

no photo
Sat 03/27/10 04:51 PM
A nice lady that wants sexx and loves cuddling and then sex

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