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I just got home late & decided to fix me some fried eggs for supper because I was too lazy to cook. Ok, I dropped the eggs in the floor & in my haste to clean up the mess (which I'd just mopped earlier today) I forgot to turn the stovetop off & laid the dishtowel on the eye. Didn't realize it til I smelled smoke!! Anyone want a date? Can you cook breakfast?
 I really can cook when my mind isn't elsewhere!!! I swear I can!!!
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ROTFLMAO. I've done close, not exactly, but close.
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ROTFLMAO. I've done close, not exactly, but close. So, I don't guess you're cooking breakfast, eh?
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I just got home late & decided to fix me some fried eggs for supper because I was too lazy to cook. Ok, I dropped the eggs in the floor & in my haste to clean up the mess (which I'd just mopped earlier today) I forgot to turn the stovetop off & laid the dishtowel on the eye. Didn't realize it til I smelled smoke!! Anyone want a date? Can you cook breakfast? I really can cook when my mind isn't elsewhere!!! I swear I can!!! promise not to eat crackers in bed? ...and refuse to share??? |
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I can cook a good breakfast.....
Who cleans? |
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I just got home late & decided to fix me some fried eggs for supper because I was too lazy to cook. Ok, I dropped the eggs in the floor & in my haste to clean up the mess (which I'd just mopped earlier today) I forgot to turn the stovetop off & laid the dishtowel on the eye. Didn't realize it til I smelled smoke!! Anyone want a date? Can you cook breakfast? I really can cook when my mind isn't elsewhere!!! I swear I can!!! promise not to eat crackers in bed? ...and refuse to share??? I promise!!!!
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ROTFLMAO. I've done close, not exactly, but close. So, I don't guess you're cooking breakfast, eh? I do breakfast really good. 'twas the only meal my first wife would let me cook. Not to suggest I couldn't cook anything else, she was the first to admit I was the better cook (I never told her she was the most gawd-awful cook around) but she felt it was "her job". I'd have given anything if I could have convinced her otherwise 
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I've done worse, don't ask. And I make a hell of an omelet.
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Edited by
jlove43
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Tue 03/30/10 07:34 PM
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Sorry, girl. Hope you can find something to eat!!
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Sorry, girl. Hope you can find something to eat!! OMQ!!! In case anyone hasn't figured it out yet...I'm a total clutz!!!
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From 14 to age 16,,,,I was a short order cook,,,WHATS THAT TELL YA???
 Then,,,,through my 16 year marriage,,,my ex cooked about a year of THAT TIME,,,me the rest,,,,lol,lol SO,,,,GIVE ME YOUR ORDER,,,and it'll be right-up!!!!!lol
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From 14 to age 16,,,,I was a short order cook,,,WHATS THAT TELL YA??? Then,,,,through my 16 year marriage,,,my ex cooked about a year of THAT TIME,,,me the rest,,,,lol,lol SO,,,,GIVE ME YOUR ORDER,,,and it'll be right-up!!!!!lol 2 eggs over easy, link sausage, hashbrowns, italian toast, and a nice hot cup of joe, lickety split please. Oh, and of course whatever Tessa wants!!! 
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Maybe you should have just picked the eggs up off the floor and thrown them on top of the fire
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my specialty....soups!
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Edited by
rara777
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Tue 03/30/10 07:52 PM
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Sorry, girl. Hope you can find something to eat!! Dayum Jen.Those are some fineeeee looking eggs. I can cook though. My friends tell me that I`m going to make some lady a mighty fine wife someday. Only thing I don`t do is windows.
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Edited by
jlove43
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Tue 03/30/10 07:52 PM
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Sorry, girl. Hope you can find something to eat!! Dayum Jen.Those are some fineeeee looking eggs. Why, thank ya Ed. Ya gotta handle 'em lightly, or else they'll break!!  P.S. I heard TESSA has some really nice eggs!! 
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No, Tess HAD some really nice eggs!!! Seems a PB sandwich works in a pinch!
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From 14 to age 16,,,,I was a short order cook,,,WHATS THAT TELL YA??? Then,,,,through my 16 year marriage,,,my ex cooked about a year of THAT TIME,,,me the rest,,,,lol,lol SO,,,,GIVE ME YOUR ORDER,,,and it'll be right-up!!!!!lol 2 eggs over easy, link sausage, hashbrowns, italian toast, and a nice hot cup of joe, lickety split please. Oh, and of course whatever Tessa wants!!! 
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No, Tess HAD some really nice eggs!!! Seems a PB sandwich works in a pinch! Ed's checking out your OTHER eggs-you know, the ones that didn't hit the floor.... 
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I make a mean meskin breakfast
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