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Topic: dating advice
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Tue 04/13/10 09:24 PM
:heart: DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT AT THE TIME,,,WITHOUT REGRETS...

EquusDancer's photo
Tue 04/13/10 10:05 PM

Don't have sex before marriage!! I forgot that one when I was dating!!pitchfork


Well that takes the fun out of things!!

EquusDancer's photo
Tue 04/13/10 10:06 PM

If your a woman,,,,NEVER,,,,NEVER,,,say you swallow,,
even WATER,,,as the male date MAY,,,just MAY,,take that wrongly!

Ladies,
AND,,,IF you don't wear underpants,,,,BEWARE OF ANTS!!!!!shocked

Dudes should NEVER think about sex on their first date...
well,,NOT AT THE BEGINNING OF IT ANYWAY!!!!noway


And Dudes should ALWAYS have a personal protective device in their
possession....surprised
whoa FOR THE ANTS!!!!!

Dudes
NEVER,,,,,,NEVER ask a date to accompany YOU to a Booby club!!!
AGAIN,,,NOT ON THE FIRST DATE,,,:angel:


LADIES,,,,NEVER GET ON YOUR KNEES,,,for ANY reasons,,as the man
MIGHT take that action,,,the wrong way!
SO,,let HIM tie your shoe lace,,,whoa WELL,,,wait,,
THAT IS IF YOUR ""NOT""IN A DRESS!!or Mini skirt,,with no panties on.whoa


And FINNALY,,,,STAY VERY FAR AWAY FROM NUDE BEACHES,,,
whoa THATS where the ANTS live....winking laugh laugh





LMAO!! So very wrong!

CatsLoveMe's photo
Tue 04/13/10 10:56 PM


Don't have sex before marriage!! I forgot that one when I was dating!!pitchfork


Well that takes the fun out of things!!


Yep, I prefer to pretend we're married. Like the Prince song says. :heart: :heart: :heart: :banana: :banana: :banana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sezrwz7fsdA

papersmile's photo
Wed 04/14/10 03:18 AM
Edited by papersmile on Wed 04/14/10 03:19 AM

what dating advice would you give someone (besides don't do it laugh )


probably not to have any expectations, either of the date or of the person and just enjoy it for what it is, and who they are.

Gossipmpm's photo
Wed 04/14/10 06:11 AM
You be who you are

and please......

Let them be who they are!:heart:

That makes a GREAT relationship!:heart:

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Wed 04/14/10 07:03 AM
Be yourself.
Don't have too many expectations.
Accept them for who they are.
Be upfront about what you're looking for and not looking for.
Be honest.


CatsLoveMe's photo
Wed 04/14/10 08:21 AM

You be who you are

and please......

Let them be who they are!:heart:

That makes a GREAT relationship!:heart:


So simple, and so true, it's when we complicate things and act selfishly, when it doesn't work. Why ruin a good thing? Just live each moment like it's your last and live it for them.:heart:

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Wed 04/14/10 08:21 AM
I have but one simple rule...a code if you will. Never say that your penis is bigger than 6 inches. I mean, she will see the truth, and well, unless your bank account is like HUGE, then you might survive the backlash. So try honesty. Tell her it is 4 inches, but that your tongue is wicked and you cook too. :thumbsup:

BlueJeanBaby10's photo
Wed 04/14/10 08:48 AM
Don't allow anyone to change you!! Be urself and if they don't like it its their loss not yours!!

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Wed 04/14/10 11:07 AM
Make it clear that you're not going to be a slut and sleep with them on a first date.

Goofball73's photo
Wed 04/14/10 04:30 PM

Make it clear that you're not going to be a slut and sleep with them on a first date.


But I love sluts!!sad :tongue: laugh

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