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| Topic: If you could talk to the animals... | |
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What would you say???
 Myself? to the dolphins: Sorry bout that oil spill. to rabbits and chickens: Get in Me Belly! to dogs: Lucky bastards (or beyatchs). I wish I could get away with half of what you do and likewise I wish I could bend like you. I would never leave the house! to Polar Bears: Nice knowing you. Ain't Global Warming a Beyatch? little cats: What the hell do you do exactly? Big Cats: Please don't eat me. I taste bad and will make you sick. Sea Gulls: Look for convertible cars and aim for the human in the left seat. Turkeys: Better hide your ***** beginning of October. Thanksgiving day is not good for you. |
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hey dog why my lawn. Really there are some woods over there and you still pick my lawn...
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What is the deal with you cats and shiny things?
And why do you like to poop in shoes? |
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I keep trying to sniff my dogs @ss to learn their language but, they aint giving up their secrets.
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To my cats, why do you like to hog my bed and pillow and why are you chasing imaginary things are they ghosts??
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I keep trying to sniff my dogs @ss to learn their language but, they aint giving up their secrets.  Dude, that's just...dude.  I would ask my dog why she's afraid of fruit...yes, fruit.  I would also ask my cat when is a good time for me to make an appt. for him to determine his extent of bi-polar...seriously, you have no idea, and btw, he IS going soon for behavioral problems developed after losing an eye and a leg. 
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to Spike the iguana, why do you still puff up like you're scared of me when it's so obvios how much you like it when I rub your little head?
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Is Sasquatch an animal, human ?????
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You can talk to animals. What's stopping you? Don't think they gonna answer back in English though. The key is to understand what they want and that they got a personality just like humans. To key is to observe them and get to know them and you can figure out what they want , what their likes and dislikes and how they signal about various things.
After a while you will be able to read their minds and understand them without having them saying a word. |
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what is it girl? Is Timmy in the well? Wait a minute... who the heck is Timmy and why was he playing by the well to begin with?
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what is it girl? Is Timmy in the well? Wait a minute... who the heck is Timmy and why was he playing by the well to begin with? Lassie shoved him in! HA HA! |
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"Make your own gravy" ...
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IF?
everyone doesn't ? I do all the time. I tell them to quit acting like animals 
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what is it girl? Is Timmy in the well? Wait a minute... who the heck is Timmy and why was he playing by the well to begin with? Lassie shoved him in! HA HA! Thats a good one 
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no you can't have my jerky, Please go away.
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what do you mean "if"?
i talk to the animals. whether or not they understand or want to listen is a different story. . . . |
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what do you mean "if"? i talk to the animals. whether or not they understand or want to listen is a different story. . . . |
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what do you mean "if"? i talk to the animals. whether or not they understand or want to listen is a different story. . . . nope, they run just like the women do. . . . |
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I keep telling my cockatiel to quit trying to pick up the women that come over. He keeps asking them " wanna f*&$?
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What would you say??? Myself? to the dolphins: Sorry bout that oil spill. to rabbits and chickens: Get in Me Belly! to dogs: Lucky bastards (or beyatchs). I wish I could get away with half of what you do and likewise I wish I could bend like you. I would never leave the house! to Polar Bears: Nice knowing you. Ain't Global Warming a Beyatch? little cats: What the hell do you do exactly? Big Cats: Please don't eat me. I taste bad and will make you sick. Sea Gulls: Look for convertible cars and aim for the human in the left seat. Turkeys: Better hide your ***** beginning of October. Thanksgiving day is not good for you.
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