Topic: Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women
yellowrose10's photo
Sat 07/24/10 08:00 AM
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times..

7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it


And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE







crossroad123's photo
Sat 07/24/10 08:02 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sat 07/24/10 08:03 AM

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times..

7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it


And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE







laugh laugh But #6 is wrong, you should never run out of ammobigsmile

Dan99's photo
Sat 07/24/10 08:04 AM
A rifle doesnt mind if you dry hump it at 3am

BonnyMiss's photo
Sat 07/24/10 10:45 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

RoamingOrator's photo
Sat 07/24/10 11:07 AM
A rifle thinks it's good when you stick a rod down it's bore

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Sat 07/24/10 11:38 AM
If you knew the women I know then it is safer to have a rifle blow up in your face.

heavenlyboy34's photo
Sat 07/24/10 11:46 AM
laugh rofl rofl rofl

Totage's photo
Sat 07/24/10 12:21 PM

If you knew the women I know then it is safer to have a rifle blow up in your face.


I kow what you mean, I once ordered the rubbermaid 369... oops

mightymoe's photo
Sat 07/24/10 01:15 PM
yellow is my new best friend(after my guns, of course...

too funny, thnx for the post

flowers

yellowrose10's photo
Sat 07/24/10 01:16 PM

yellow is my new best friend(after my guns, of course...

too funny, thnx for the post

flowers


it's a Texas thang...right Moe? laugh

mightymoe's photo
Sat 07/24/10 01:21 PM


yellow is my new best friend(after my guns, of course...

too funny, thnx for the post

flowers


it's a Texas thang...right Moe? laugh


you got that right, me amiga...

laugh laugh :wink: