I will offer you some good ol' Goof advice. On the house.

1. Don't date guys who say "Yo baby! How can I get wit you?". Come on. A dude with goals will say "Hello there love. Nice day isn't it. How may I acquire your digits so that I can call you and we can knock boots sometime?" This is classy.

2. Never say you won't date a certain type. Next thing you know, you have fallen for a dude who collects comics and worships Stan Lee. There is nothing wrong with this type of dude. He just will have to roll his five sided die piece at times to figure out his next move. Trust me. This dude can make life interesting.

3. When a man says to you "Yeah. I just need to take it slow babe", you can translate this to mean "I aint diggin ya, but you have a nice rack and I wanna keep you on the sideline in case things don't work out with this other chick." You are too good for this dude. Smack, slash his tires, but do it to where you are not seen. I suggest Ninja mode for this.

4. Last piece of free advice is never accept a drink from a dude at the bar. If he sends one to you, then kindly take the drink and pour it on his head and yell, "Light BEER????? How F'n rude!". Trust me, you do this, then a real man will see this and fall madly in lust....I mean love with you. Trust Goof. Guys love chicks with balls.....well....chicks who physically don't have balls, but....you get my meaning.

I will offer you some good ol' Goof advice. On the house.

1. Don't date guys who say "Yo baby! How can I get wit you?". Come on. A dude with goals will say "Hello there love. Nice day isn't it. How may I acquire your digits so that I can call you and we can knock boots sometime?" This is classy.

2. Never say you won't date a certain type. Next thing you know, you have fallen for a dude who collects comics and worships Stan Lee. There is nothing wrong with this type of dude. He just will have to roll his five sided die piece at times to figure out his next move. Trust me. This dude can make life interesting.

3. When a man says to you "Yeah. I just need to take it slow babe", you can translate this to mean "I aint diggin ya, but you have a nice rack and I wanna keep you on the sideline in case things don't work out with this other chick." You are too good for this dude. Smack, slash his tires, but do it to where you are not seen. I suggest Ninja mode for this.

4. Last piece of free advice is never accept a drink from a dude at the bar. If he sends one to you, then kindly take the drink and pour it on his head and yell, "Light BEER????? How F'n rude!". Trust me, you do this, then a real man will see this and fall madly in lust....I mean love with you. Trust Goof. Guys love chicks with balls.....well....chicks who physically don't have balls, but....you get my meaning.

you really need to have your own talk show...

you really need to have your own talk show...

Wow. That sums up my last relationship. WOW. Oh and in case you didnt catch it, that wasn't a good WOW either. lol I just recently became single as a result of an emotionally strenuous and unyielding relationship. Ive decided that its time to stick to my guns here.... Move on and move on strong. I'm so sick of dealing with little boys. I want a man. A real one. One that will bring me flowers at work or stop in just to say hello. A man who has a set of goals for himself and doesnt care what other people think.... and will do all that he can to accomplish anything he sets his mind to. I need a man who I know can protect me... and emotionally take care of me when the time calls for it. I'm ready to be happy.... i'm just waiting for the right guy to answer the call. No more meaningless relationships. No more heartbreak and pubescent attitudes..... so..... what do you have to offer, minglers?