Topic: So why do Scotsman wear Kilts?
AndyBgood's photo
Wed 12/08/10 10:24 AM
I was told it was so they would not scare the sheep away with the sound of zippers but then I could argue that was why Greek men wore Togas. The Greeks were the ones classically who were glorifying certain acts that raise many a discriminating eyebrow these days. Who else came up with half man half animals and gods who pretended to be animals to seduce women? It sure in the heck was not the Scots! I am sure it would be Greece where a Satyr would walk up to all the men of a village asking, "Excuse me mi-i-i-ster, are you-u-u-u my da-a-a-dy?"noway


So what is the history of the kilt and why are Scotsmen so proud to wear them?


Someone please clear up this mystery! History needs to be corrected here. I have a tiny bit of Scotish blood in me and I sure don't see beauty in a woolen behind! I am sure many full blood Scots feel the same way!

Now leave out the wearing of the floppy boots! That is another myth to dispel later!

THANK YOU!:banana:

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/08/10 10:35 AM
Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because the lasses enjoy the view.

soufiehere's photo
Wed 12/08/10 10:48 AM
When asked on live TV what was
under his kilt, Sean Connery said,
just air and my wife's lipstick.

no photo
Wed 12/08/10 10:55 AM

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because the lasses enjoy the view.



Is that why they call it the "nut cracker"?

seamac's photo
Wed 12/08/10 05:30 PM

When asked on live TV what was
under his kilt, Sean Connery said,
just air and my wife's lipstick.




He said that on live tv! LOLOLOL! Thanks for sharing, needed a laugh!

no photo
Wed 12/08/10 10:44 PM
Because being a Scottsman is about being free! And what needs to be free more than your junk?

AndyBgood's photo
Sat 12/11/10 06:17 PM
I just heard it was so when they drink beer they don't have to worry about fishing their meat out of their pants to drain it!

Another person guessed it was becasue they liked the ventilation down there!

Thorb's photo
Sun 12/12/10 12:17 PM
Its so we never get caught with our pants down.

AndyBgood's photo
Sun 12/12/10 01:03 PM

Its so we never get caught with our pants down.


:banana:


GOOD ANSWER!drinker

TheCaptain's photo
Tue 12/14/10 10:28 AM
We wear what we want, when we want.

fireflysgirl's photo
Tue 12/14/10 11:40 AM
this reminds me of a song I heard about a girl being curious about what was under a drunk scottsman's kilt & tied a blue ribbon around his "member"! What the heck is the name of it-> now I will be digging thru cds until I find it-LOL!

krupa's photo
Tue 12/14/10 12:57 PM
I dont know the reason that they wear skirts (I am just assuming they have a "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy)...

The reason they wear so much wool, (especially the old school highlanders) Wool creates a chemical reaction when it gets wet and produces heat (not kidding...tested it out and it is true.) They would take thier skirts and Ms. Scotland sashes and dip them in water first thing in the morning to raise the clothing temps by 15 degrees. I even keep water pumps at work wrapped in wool army blankets.

All in all. I do know that I have never heard of a High Couttier Scottish fashion designer....

Welllll, on thith enthamble..I thtarted with a shapeless floppy hat with a pom pom on top (it is toooooo cute!), Next, we add a sash over the linen peasant blouse to give definition to the cleavage. A Skirt (it is sooo avant garde' and metrosexual!!!) school girl knee high sock WITH TASSELLS! YAY!!!!! and of course some '80's style floppy crushdown pleather boots (I heard even Krupa had a pair and he is just soooooooooo dreamy!!!) To really make this ensamble POP, absolutely no body grooming of any sort is allowed and showering should only be done before switching back into real clothes.

teehee

TheCaptain's photo
Tue 12/14/10 12:59 PM
Edited by TheCaptain on Tue 12/14/10 01:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlUIbNHOGjE

I hope this helps in the search for your drunken Scottsman!!!

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 12/14/10 02:37 PM

I dont know the reason that they wear skirts (I am just assuming they have a "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy)...



It is a kilt, not a skirt. The reason that it is called a kilt is because the last person who called it a skirt was kill't.


Welllll, on thith enthamble..I thtarted with a shapeless floppy hat with a pom pom on top . . .


Krupa, you are getting a Tam o' Shanter mixed up with a Balmoral.

The Balmoral is worn with formal Scottish attire.

However, the Glengarry is more popular.

krupa's photo
Tue 12/14/10 02:47 PM
Whichever one has the cute lil pompom on top ....its just so butch!

I kid! (though it is cute...ahem...manly)

being a student of militaria I respect the Scots as warriors. I still cant help but laugh when I think of a bunch of old school Scots prepping for war....

"C'mon Guyssss! Let's put on our skirts and blouses and sashes and kneesocks with tassles and our Pat Benetar boots and go kick this English armies aces!

...WAIT A MINUTE! HAMISH!!!!! Where is your pompom?!?!?!?!?! Damnit guyths! Someone got an extra pompom for Hamish?"

eileena9's photo
Tue 12/14/10 02:49 PM

Whichever one has the cute lil pompom on top ....its just so butch!

I kid! (though it is cute...ahem...manly)

being a student of militaria I respect the Scots as warriors. I still cant help but laugh when I think of a bunch of old school Scots prepping for war....

"C'mon Guyssss! Let's put on our skirts and blouses and sashes and kneesocks with tassles and our Pat Benetar boots and go kick this English armies aces!

...WAIT A MINUTE! HAMISH!!!!! Where is your pompom?!?!?!?!?! Damnit guyths! Someone got an extra pompom for Hamish?"


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 12/14/10 02:57 PM
being a student of militaria I respect the Scots as warriors.


Krupa, you just redeemed yourself.

If I recall correctly, the original inhabitants of Alba (a.k.a. Caledonia, a.k.a. Scotland) painted themselves blue amd wore nothing when going into battle.

krupa's photo
Tue 12/14/10 03:01 PM
Wars should be studied so they dont need to be repeated. Believe me, I have pretty fair knowledge of history and especially, military tactics and gear.

But, you gotta admit....that would be pretty damned funny!

Margie52's photo
Tue 12/14/10 03:31 PM
I know why..... they like showing off their sexy legs!!!! Now dodo legs are NOT cool. (shaking head) No No.