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| Topic: four things that make a MAN happy | |
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Cuddle with him
have sex when he wants make him his favorite meals tell him everyday he a good man and means the world to you! |
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Sex
Sex Sex Sex ........and football. |
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Cuddling is overrated "have sex when he wants" sure- and make sure to log every time he/she wants and you do not. Then emotionally blackmail them with this stats. as well- make them repay. "make him his favorite meals" always! and pretend you like and can digest and poop them out. Jut don't say poop. Anti-sensual "tell him everyday he a good man" Lies! tell him everyday he a good ****, the nicest man you met with the largest.... ( I count in centimeters not in inches) you have ever encountered, show some fear on how would it ever happen that such a "naive and pure" girl could handle something as BIG. Lol (the last sentence said girl. Not fixing coz I am bi.) so let's try again..... pure and honest/self-aware or any of that hippy things/..... could fall for anorexic bean princess/sherk's woman / Medusa ..l. such as you /////I AM AWARE THIS POST IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. IRONY CANNOT BE CHAINED/ and I apologize if I hurted anyone by caricaturing. |
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Centimeters? Hmmmmmm. So that chick last night probably did this too. Yikes. Me and my centimeter peter are gonna go and have a good cry.
 
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Sex Sex Sex Sex ........and football. 
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Hmmmm I think it depends on the man,,
but I guess most men just want to be loved the same as us.. so I think Love him Love Him Love Him, and then you pretty much do whatever he wishes anyway. So everyone wins |
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There's only one constant regarding my happiness - ESPN - the rest is an illusion.
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1) Dont try to change me
2) Dont spoil me too much 3) Let me have some freedom 4) Let me enjoy the simple things 
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Sex Sex Sex Sex ........and football. that's 5 things goof
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1) Dont try to change me 2) Dont spoil me too much 3) Let me have some freedom 4) Let me enjoy the simple things I'm in love 
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Sex Sex Sex Sex ........and football. that's 5 things goof I guess will have to take some of the sex away and add "teach me to add"
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Sex Sex Sex Sex ........and football. that's 5 things goof I guess will have to take some of the sex away and add "teach me to add"  love it |
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1) Dont try to change me 2) Dont spoil me too much 3) Let me have some freedom 4) Let me enjoy the simple things I'm in love TY
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1) Dont try to change me 2) Dont spoil me too much 3) Let me have some freedom 4) Let me enjoy the simple things I'm in love TY Dang it, I thougt it said Don't let me have freedom 
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1) Dont try to change me 2) Dont spoil me too much 3) Let me have some freedom 4) Let me enjoy the simple things I'm in love TY Dang it, I thougt it said Don't let me have freedom Some...lol. I dont ask for much 
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1) Dont try to change me 2) Dont spoil me too much 3) Let me have some freedom 4) Let me enjoy the simple things I'm in love TY Dang it, I thougt it said Don't let me have freedom Some...lol. I dont ask for much Ok, ok, you can have some 
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Sex Sex Sex Sex ........and football. that's 5 things goof Well....I'm not giving up football.
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Ok, ok, you can have some oooooooooooo we have some bargaining going on here |
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