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| Topic: How do you know you are sex starved???? | |
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When the blisters on your hands match the chafing marks on your much-too-private parts.  Wow.  
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How about when you look at a cantaloupe, and you wonder what it might feel like...? It's an old story someone from work told me. After hearing it three times, I still don't understand how the cantaloupe became involved.  are you sure it wasn't antelope? You don't have to make a hole in an antelope. Just have to watch out for them hooves and horns.
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when all u gotta do is play with ur self with ur eyes closed and come. THATS when its too long, yall wanna joke around and be funny! well im jus a straight shooter! ha.ha...
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you no longer need "beer goggles" to sleep with the undesirables.
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you no longer need "beer goggles" to sleep with the undesirables. . . . "Beauty is only a light switch away." |
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when you seriously consider craigslist personals postings. . . . Good One!! And WHOA be careful if you DO get THAT desperate. |
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When your right hand stop having feelings
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when you're on the farm, and everywhere you go, you bring the bucket, for those "just in case" occasions.
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when you walk into the petting zoo enclosure, all the animals back up to the fence, and the sheep sound like they are saying "weeerrr maaaarrriiieed"
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Edited by
soufiehere
on
Thu 08/11/11 04:01 PM
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when you walk into the petting zoo enclosure, all the animals back up to the fence, and the sheep sound like they are saying "weeerrr maaaarrriiieed" hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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When you turn off the T.V. doing love scenes. Sad....I do that !!!! 
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when you walk into the petting zoo enclosure, all the animals back up to the fence, and the sheep sound like they are saying "weeerrr maaaarrriiieed" hahahahahahahahahahahaha 
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when your battery bill is more than your rent.
Or when you get valentine /birthday cards from Adam & Eve becouse you are such a good customer |
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When you go to the store and compare the sizes of cucumber and hotdogs and they even look good, and tomatoes look like balls.
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So how do you know you are sex starved??? Is there an adult who isn't? |
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So how do you know you are sex starved??? Is there an adult who isn't? yes..My soon to be x husband.. but he is satisfied with 5 min every 3-4 months.. |
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when you walk into the petting zoo enclosure, all the animals back up to the fence, and the sheep sound like they are saying "weeerrr maaaarrriiieed"
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So how do you know you are sex starved??? Is there an adult who isn't? Many enjoy sex quite a bit, but aren't sex starved. |
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When women start looking like sandwiches with legs. OK THAT'S what he meant when he called ne a Turkey Sandwich 
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Many enjoy sex quite a bit, but aren't sex starved. That depends on how you define "starved". |
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