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| Topic: How do you know you are sex starved???? | |
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Many enjoy sex quite a bit, but aren't sex starved. That depends on how you define "starved". So how do you define sex starved? |
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When you go to Burger King drive-thru.. Order a furburger and a pair of thighs. Tell them if you can`t get it to go that you will eat it there. 3 girls standing at the drive-thru window saying:"Eat me, Eat me".
 I actually did this about 32 years ago at a Burger King by where I now live. It was so funny. My buddy that was with me was laughing his azz off. His wife failed to see the humor in it. I was single by the way. |
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When you tell the cute heavy chested chick at the fast food counter,,YES,,I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF,,,WOW..,,I mean A DOUBLE D,,,,,,A,,COULD I PLEASE HAVE A DOUBLE CHEESEBREAST,,,,I'm sorry maim,,I'll just have two big soft chick breasts,,,,OK,,I AM SO SORRY,,LISTEN,,I'LL COME BACK LATER AND ORDER,,, PLEASE,,,EXCUSE ME........
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When you tell the cute heavy chested chick at the fast food counter,,YES,,I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF,,,WOW..,,I mean A DOUBLE D,,,,,,A,,COULD I PLEASE HAVE A DOUBLE CHEESEBREAST,,,,I'm sorry maim,,I'll just have two big soft chick breasts,,,,OK,,I AM SO SORRY,,LISTEN,,I'LL COME BACK LATER AND ORDER,,, PLEASE,,,EXCUSE ME........   she'll be looking like "WTF???"
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So how do you know you are sex starved??? You begin to miss your ex- . . . |
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when your battery bill is more than your rent. Or when you get valentine /birthday cards from Adam & Eve becouse you are such a good customer  You mean I'm not the only one? I thought Adam & Eve only did that for me.  
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When the bawking of a chicken begins to sound like the word "bukkake".
When Morrissey's voice pops into your head singing, "oh, let me lay my hands....on your mammary glands". When flossing your teeth makes you think of pubic hairs. |
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When this REALLY turns you on
 
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When you haven't had a partner in 24 years I think?
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Well...you know how when you're really hungry and your stomach growls?
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Well...you know how when you're really hungry and your stomach growls? Your stomach growls when you are sex starved?
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Well...you know how when you're really hungry and your stomach growls? Your stomach growls when you are sex starved? I'm glad you clarified that, I was thinking of something else growling. 
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when you have a hard on literally more than 12 times in a day and it begins to hurt.but then again im a virgin so im already sex starved
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A little bit of an over share there.
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When you feel jealous, seeing two couple walk past you hand in hand.
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Edited by
singmesweet
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Fri 08/12/11 07:30 AM
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So what is the definition of sex starved? Desperately wanting sex, yet nowhere close to getting it? I asked someone earlier on this page for his definition of it, as he said everyone was sex starved, but he never replied.
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So what is the definition of sex starved? Desperately wanting sex, yet nowhere close to getting it? I asked someone earlier on this page for his definition of it, as he said everyone was sex starved, but he never replied. I am not desperate, I am still picky. I think desperate is a different category. |
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I don't think picky equals sex starved.
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when the fish stop swimming
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when you look like this
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