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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered.
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I'll take what's behind curtain number 3 please
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I'll give you a nickel if you get rid of the poison ivy around my house....
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered. Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband. And she's willing to relocate. |
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i'll rent ya and see how it goes ;)
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Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband. And she's willing to relocate. Well, Hello Dolly !!! I think you are on to something.. |
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I am a collector's item, but I guess it takes an eye for art to appreciate the splendor that is Snuffulluffugus. I'm glad there are a few educated palates roaming this website.
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered. |
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As long as your antenna isn't bent or broken off, I'm sure somebody'll kick your tires for ya.
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered. I would get to the highest bid if he still have a high performance engine despite the bad brakes  Can the man bathe 6 dogs and 2 squirrels at a time without losing anyone of them? Can he do the dishes without chipping or much less breaking any one of it? Without the use of a dishwasher huh! Can he do laundry for the mistress of the house without her clothes getting stained? Handwash, I mean. Can he prepare delectable dishes without so much use of any preservatives and additives? Can he fix the bed well right before getting out of the room first thing in the morning? Lastly, can he still remember his 4th grade lessons so as to be able to assist a 9yo brilliant girl with her homeworks if the need arises? And oh! Can he troubleshoot cars, computers, appliances and fix the drain? ...What??? Ohhh! You meant mail to order groom! My bad... 
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I am a collector's item, but I guess it takes an eye for art to appreciate the splendor that is Snuffulluffugus. I'm glad there are a few educated palates roaming this website. 
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered. I would get to the highest bid if he still have a high performance engine despite the bad brakes Can the man bathe 6 dogs and 2 squirrels at a time without losing anyone of them? Can he do the dishes without chipping or much less breaking any one of it? Without the use of a dishwasher huh! Can he do laundry for the mistress of the house without her clothes getting stained? Handwash, I mean. Can he prepare delectable dishes without so much use of any preservatives and additives? Can he fix the bed well right before getting out of the room first thing in the morning? Lastly, can he still remember his 4th grade lessons so as to be able to assist a 9yo brilliant girl with her homeworks if the need arises? And oh! Can he troubleshoot cars, computers, appliances and fix the drain? ...What??? Ohhh! You meant mail to order groom! My bad...
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I am a collector's item, but I guess it takes an eye for art to appreciate the splendor that is Snuffulluffugus. I'm glad there are a few educated palates roaming this website. I remember that poem about Sesame Street. Sweetest thing anyone's ever written to me, hope I've lived up to it so far. |
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As long as your antenna isn't bent or broken off, I'm sure somebody'll kick your tires for ya. The antenna's my favorite part. |
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As long as your antenna isn't bent or broken off, I'm sure somebody'll kick your tires for ya. The antenna's my favorite part. |
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Edited by
Snuffulluffuguss
on
Wed 08/10/11 09:19 PM
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered. I would get to the highest bid if he still have a high performance engine despite the bad brakes Can the man bathe 6 dogs and 2 squirrels at a time without losing anyone of them? Can he do the dishes without chipping or much less breaking any one of it? Without the use of a dishwasher huh! Can he do laundry for the mistress of the house without her clothes getting stained? Handwash, I mean. Can he prepare delectable dishes without so much use of any preservatives and additives? Can he fix the bed well right before getting out of the room first thing in the morning? Lastly, can he still remember his 4th grade lessons so as to be able to assist a 9yo brilliant girl with her homeworks if the need arises? And oh! Can he troubleshoot cars, computers, appliances and fix the drain? ...What??? Ohhh! You meant mail to order groom! My bad... Everything but the dogs, squirrel, and computer. Is bathing the mistress of the house without her getting away a fair compromise? There aren't many motors with more h.p. out there, yet it can run at top speed 24/7 and never miss a lick. |
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Yep. I could sure use a good man who knows how to properly bathe my squirrel. And my two dogs, too, of course. Sigh.Oh, Axl, you've set the bar so high.
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Yep. I could sure use a good man who knows how to properly bathe my squirrel. And my two dogs, too, of course. Sigh.Oh, Axl, you've set the bar so high. 6 out of 8's good enough for the girls I go with. |
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Yep. I could sure use a good man who knows how to properly bathe my squirrel. And my two dogs, too, of course. Sigh.Oh, Axl, you've set the bar so high. 6 out of 8's good enough for the girls I go with. |
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