4:00 PM -- Opening Flag Burning Ceremony.
4:05 PM -- Singing of "Gawd Damn America" led by Rev. Wright.
4:10 PM -- Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.
4:15 PM -- Ceremonial "I Hate America" led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM -- Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM -- RAP duet "Whitey Is A Racist" sung by Luis Farrakhan and Sheila Jackson
5:00 PM -- UFO Abduction Survival Tips by, VP Joe Biden
5:15 PM -- Nancy Pelosi presents speech on "Ethics in Politics".
5:30 PM -- Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Keeping You Ho Quiet".
5:45 PM -- Tribute to All 57 States.
6:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons.
7:00 PM -- Tribute to Saul Alinsky and George Soros.
7:30 PM -- Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl.
8:00 PM -- Charlie Rangel presents Personal Finance Seminar.
8:02 PM -- Elizabeth Warren speech on "Growing Up An American Indian"
8:05 PM -- Ceremonial White Flag Waving for Iraq and Afghanistan.
8:10 PM -- Obama Energy Plan. Tire Gauge Demonstration.
8:15 PM -- Free Gov. Blagojevich rally.
8:20 PM -- Barney Frank and David Axelrod announce their Engagement.
8:30 PM -- Obama presents "Honorary ACORN Membership" to Fidel Castro.
8:45 PM -- Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish, Obama Presiding.
9:00 PM -- Official Coronation of Obama by Bill Maher.
9:05 PM -- Obama Accepts Coronation as Lord and Savior.
9:10 PM -- Celestial Choirs Sing.
9:15 PM -- President Obama Announces John Edwards as his New VP
9:45 PM -- OWC conducts "Closing Ceremony"***

That's pretty funny

It would be funny if it wern't so true..............

The Upcoming Democratic National Convention Agenda

`4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
· 4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
· 4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
· 4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America ' led by Michelle Obama
· 4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton...
· 4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a successful career without having a job."
· 5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime Travel Log" -Michelle Obama
· 5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
`5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
· 6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 60-minute speech expressing the Democrat's appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
· 6:30 PM - Tim Geithner – how to fill out a tax return.
`7:00 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons –
`7:15 PM - Bill Ayers – how to construct bombs and launch a President.
`7:30 PM - Valerie Jarrett – How I secretly run the Country from my Communist roots
· 8:00 PM - Barack Obama - We are the greatest nation in the world, narrate 2008 slide show
· 8:15PM - Barack Obama - How to place the blame on former President George W. Bush for everything
`8:30 PM - Barack Obama – How to Photoshop a birth Certificate
· 9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial -sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
· 9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO -Michael Moore
· 9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
· 9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar -Charlie Rangel
· 10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
· 10:15 PM - How to stick it to the US military and boost the enemies morale -Jane Fonda
· 10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ ,& Afghanistan
· 11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration /You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
· 11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich rally

Actually I thought Barney Frank was going to speak about how to run a successful homosexual prostitution ring from your residence and avoid paying takex on it followed up by detailing how to use your position to fix your lovers parking tickets and criminal history.

Obama also plans to introduce his new budget...............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6TcpfBHlbs&feature=player_embedded

The tips on dodging sniper fire that is just hilarious.

I remember when she made those lies up..........