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Topic: The penis poem
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AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Tue 10/09/12 11:18 AM Edited by AndyBgood on Tue 10/09/12 11:22 AM
Where's the beef? I was expecting verses about the fleshy wiener, the long John, the pink pencil... Then again... Why did I expect anything? UPDATE: Found the poem... My computer decided I was not to read it but I read it anyways... I'm 47 and the damn thing I got will not behave. Damn thing is still starving for attention! I get up in the morning and the damn thing is staring right at me asking, "where are the women?" And it gets MAD at me when I tell it to look around and tell me if it sees any women. That is when the argument begins. I really need to find a GF soon or my dick is going to strangle me in my sleep!

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