Topic: The Grass of Society
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Wed 12/05/12 07:39 PM
Edited by JeanAguiler on Wed 12/05/12 08:18 PM
Why is it that people charge 10$ for cutting somebodys grass, if they only clipped a gram?

I saw one guy that insisted he charge 100`000s to cut his grass
he became a king

But the other man could cut his grass which had the same quality for 10 cents

What did the man with 100'000s do? He took the loyalties(his money)
of a kings randsom to hire his policemen and merchants to sell his product expensively and taxcollectors that would come and force collection from merchants.

The man disapeered from the king, as his cost of 10$ per cut drove him insane, he disapeered from all of the people and never returned, everyone wondered what happened to him.

He then told his elite guards to arrest the man selling his grass for 10 cents

He then payed everyone to call the man a snitch, and they believed it
Little did they know who was resposible for charging them 10$ which took them all day to make.

The people were all slaves for the king till one day rebellion and his dirty secrets came out.

Then everyone learned how to cut their own grass and never again would they charge more than 10 cents per cut

Who could "not see" this slavery from the start

what a poor way to become handicapped...

( please refrain from using unsuitables terms or language on my post, As I hope insults are removed)

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Wed 12/05/12 07:42 PM
Edited by JeanAguiler on Wed 12/05/12 07:43 PM
The poor man who had sold his grass for 10 cents could not afford any policemen though, but he spent a decade giving his grass for 10 cents till the people finally learned.

Luckily he avoided the king and hid from him for all time.

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Wed 12/05/12 07:44 PM
who could ever "not seed" the slavery from the start

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Wed 12/05/12 07:55 PM
Salt the earth and call it even?

JeanAguiler's photo
Wed 12/05/12 07:58 PM
no, just run away from the king, nevermind going by the castle in and going by the markets to look at all the pretty women.

Time to go to where all the wild beasts lay.

JeanAguiler's photo
Wed 12/05/12 08:01 PM
if you are unworthy, then the wild beasts will feast on you.

JeanAguiler's photo
Wed 12/05/12 08:19 PM
Think about how the king hired merchants to sell his expensive grass for him, and every 1 to 3 months the tax collectors would come to collect on the merchants

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Wed 12/05/12 08:24 PM
salt the earth if u want, but if u salt the earth on my Potatoe garden im gonna SLAP you!

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Wed 12/05/12 08:46 PM
Burn the land and call it square?

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Wed 12/05/12 08:48 PM
As long as you plant some other trees

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Wed 12/05/12 08:54 PM

As long as you plant some other trees


I believe that would defeat the purpose.

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Wed 12/05/12 08:56 PM
did u guys actually read the entire OP???? wow

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Wed 12/05/12 09:00 PM

did u guys actually read the entire OP???? wow


Yes, I did anyway...Not sure about plastic.

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Wed 12/05/12 09:03 PM


did u guys actually read the entire OP???? wow


Yes, I did anyway...Not sure about plastic.


I may just be too tired but the lines don't make any sense to me - esp. the follow up

I don't do well with the abstract - I'm too middle classlaugh


g'nite fear:heart:

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Wed 12/05/12 09:06 PM
Edited by FearandLoathing on Wed 12/05/12 09:06 PM



did u guys actually read the entire OP???? wow


Yes, I did anyway...Not sure about plastic.


I may just be too tired but the lines don't make any sense to me - esp. the follow up

I don't do well with the abstract - I'm too middle classlaugh


g'nite fear:heart:


I'll give you the condensed version: A realistic problem is presented, minimal introduction to characters, sob story, nothing more than really questions about the problem, happy ending.

Not really abstract as it is unlikely and mostly anecdotal.

Good night, Sweetest.flowerforyou