Topic: 8.8.13 Brazilian Holiday
TBRich's photo
Thu 08/08/13 10:41 AM
Today is Brazil it is the International Day of the Female Orgasm. Kinsey Institute states only one-third of women orgasm thru sexual contact*. Good luck with that ladies, maybe you should hone your man picking skills.

Me: "Dad, how do I know when a woman has orgasmed?"
My Dad: "Who the f@#$% cares?"

* I wonder what the other two-thirds are doing?

1Cynderella's photo
Thu 08/08/13 10:50 AM
That's really sad. I wonder what percentage of the other two-thirds don't have a date? Now therein lies the real tragedy! I hate waste! slaphead

TBRich's photo
Thu 08/08/13 12:19 PM

That's really sad. I wonder what percentage of the other two-thirds don't have a date? Now therein lies the real tragedy! I hate waste! slaphead



"Eleanor Rigby"

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near
Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

All the lonely people (Ah, look at all the lonely people)
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people (Ah, look at all the lonely people)
Where do they all belong?


no photo
Thu 08/08/13 12:43 PM
HAPPY ORGASM LADIES !

flowers

1Cynderella's photo
Thu 08/08/13 01:48 PM


That's really sad. I wonder what percentage of the other two-thirds don't have a date? Now therein lies the real tragedy! I hate waste! slaphead



"Eleanor Rigby"

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near
Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

All the lonely people (Ah, look at all the lonely people)
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people (Ah, look at all the lonely people)
Where do they all belong?






Sgt. Pepper's Lonely
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Wrong album, but still fits the bill. :tongue:


unsure's photo
Thu 08/08/13 07:44 PM

HAPPY ORGASM LADIES !

flowers

I ACTUALLY FORGET WHAT THAT IS!! frustrated

1Cynderella's photo
Thu 08/08/13 07:48 PM


HAPPY ORGASM LADIES !

flowers

I ACTUALLY FORGET WHAT THAT IS!! frustrated
Right? The word is so foreign, I forgot how to spell it. At first glance I thought he was talking about Origami. huh laugh