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Dear NRA Members:
As you all know, we are the only organization standing between you and your communist government that is intent on taking away your God-given right to hoard guns, girls, and gadgets. As our name clearly indicates, we have no remorse about anything and do not believe in silly things like accountability, responsibility, or empathy. We are about one thing only - action - and we are about to take that now. It has come to our attention that some people in our great nation want to take away your guns just because some people are killed every few minutes by firearms. Their flawed reasoning is that if the government makes it harder to buy guns, fewer criminals will get hold of them and there will be less violence on our streets. We believe just the opposite. Our own studies indicate that if every American citizen was armed to the teeth, right down to babies, there will be no gun violence in the nation, for anytime someone starts shooting they will be mowed down by everyone else like the little commies that they are, within seconds. Think about it. What the general public doesn't realize is that the only real solution to violence is even more violence, but we are happy to educate them on that. We are also aware of the objection that such an environment might result in friendly fire and innocent people being shot, but that concern is just a fabrication of cowards who are afraid of guns. The brainiacs here at the NRA, after a lot of thought, have decided that the problem is not that too many people get shot but that the biased media labels them 'victims.' If we were to simply stop calling them that and instead call them 'enemy combatants', everything will be fine. After all, you may feel a pang of sympathy for a victim but you certainly won't feel anything but jubilation at the shooting of an enemy combatant, right? Finally, there are some people out there who believe that our organization is in the pocket of big gun manufacturers. I want to state for the record that that allegation is simply not true. We never have been, nor intend to be, pawns of the gun industry. The fact that we routinely take very large donations from dummy organizations that are in turn funded by gun manufacturers, or that my private jet, 15-room mansion in the Hamptons, and son's Ivy League college tuition are personal gifts from CEOs of gun companies does not mean anything. To draw any connection between those things and the NRA's constant push for more gun ownership is just plain bad journalism! I thank you again for your continued patronage and encourage you to keep fighting for your right to bear arms everywhere, including in churches, parks, courts, and hospitals, and to preserve our proud culture of walking around with heavy weaponry for no earthly reason but that we need to feel macho and intimidate other people just because we can. That is, after all, the American way. Yours Truly John Wayne Leper (call me JWL) P.S. Don't let anyone tell you that assault weapons do not belong in the hands of civilians. Guns that can fire 100 rounds a minute are extremely useful for hunting deer, especially if you have bad eyesight, and sniper rifles are essential when you need to shoot that annoying dinner guest who refuses to leave even though you are tired and want to go to bed. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/05/14/1208994/-The-Letter-the-NRA-does-NOT-want-you-to-see-Tweet-with-EndtheNRA |
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Edited by
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A gun is made to kill.
Why would there be any remorse when what you make and advocate for does what is was made to do? Just like someone posted on here there has been about 500 die from these mass shootings and there are only three billion more to go. They feel the death of a few for their cause is no biggie. There is no care if people shoot other people after all the NRA wants you to believe people are going to hurt you and people in power want your guns so they expect people to die. And then you get the religious connotations of the dead got to go home so why worry about them, be glad for them. No offense, since I know you are religious. |
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Edited by
Conrad_73
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Wed 09/18/13 02:52 PM
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Dear NRA Members: As you all know, we are the only organization standing between you and your communist government that is intent on taking away your God-given right to hoard guns, girls, and gadgets. As our name clearly indicates, we have no remorse about anything and do not believe in silly things like accountability, responsibility, or empathy. We are about one thing only - action - and we are about to take that now. It has come to our attention that some people in our great nation want to take away your guns just because some people are killed every few minutes by firearms. Their flawed reasoning is that if the government makes it harder to buy guns, fewer criminals will get hold of them and there will be less violence on our streets. We believe just the opposite. Our own studies indicate that if every American citizen was armed to the teeth, right down to babies, there will be no gun violence in the nation, for anytime someone starts shooting they will be mowed down by everyone else like the little commies that they are, within seconds. Think about it. What the general public doesn't realize is that the only real solution to violence is even more violence, but we are happy to educate them on that. We are also aware of the objection that such an environment might result in friendly fire and innocent people being shot, but that concern is just a fabrication of cowards who are afraid of guns. The brainiacs here at the NRA, after a lot of thought, have decided that the problem is not that too many people get shot but that the biased media labels them 'victims.' If we were to simply stop calling them that and instead call them 'enemy combatants', everything will be fine. After all, you may feel a pang of sympathy for a victim but you certainly won't feel anything but jubilation at the shooting of an enemy combatant, right? Finally, there are some people out there who believe that our organization is in the pocket of big gun manufacturers. I want to state for the record that that allegation is simply not true. We never have been, nor intend to be, pawns of the gun industry. The fact that we routinely take very large donations from dummy organizations that are in turn funded by gun manufacturers, or that my private jet, 15-room mansion in the Hamptons, and son's Ivy League college tuition are personal gifts from CEOs of gun companies does not mean anything. To draw any connection between those things and the NRA's constant push for more gun ownership is just plain bad journalism! I thank you again for your continued patronage and encourage you to keep fighting for your right to bear arms everywhere, including in churches, parks, courts, and hospitals, and to preserve our proud culture of walking around with heavy weaponry for no earthly reason but that we need to feel macho and intimidate other people just because we can. That is, after all, the American way. Yours Truly John Wayne Leper (call me JWL) P.S. Don't let anyone tell you that assault weapons do not belong in the hands of civilians. Guns that can fire 100 rounds a minute are extremely useful for hunting deer, especially if you have bad eyesight, and sniper rifles are essential when you need to shoot that annoying dinner guest who refuses to leave even though you are tired and want to go to bed. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/05/14/1208994/-The-Letter-the-NRA-does-NOT-want-you-to-see-Tweet-with-EndtheNRA Wait until you stand in front of a Gunman,and you're legally disarmed! You Guys aren't even qualified to talk about the 2nd Amendment! If you all were real,you'd seek a Constitutional Amendment,instead of trying to steal the People's Right to Selfdefense piecemeal! That "Letter" reminds me of those pious Miracle Stories you get handed in those Religious Tracts at the Supermarket Entrance!    Actually that Garbage isn't even funny, you ought to not have even posted it in the Jokes Forum! |
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A gun is made to kill. Why would there be any remorse when what you make and advocate for does what is was made to do? Just like someone posted on here there has been about 500 die from these mass shootings and there are only three billion more to go. They feel the death of a few for their cause is no biggie. There is no care if people shoot other people after all the NRA wants you to believe people are going to hurt you and people in power want your guns so they expect people to die. And then you get the religious connotations of the dead got to go home so why worry about them, be glad for them. No offense, since I know you are religious. no offense taken,, I do also believe we go to a better place after this life,, but it doesn't stop me from wanting the place I am in IN THIS LIFE to be its best in the meantime 
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Dear NRA Members: As you all know, we are the only organization standing between you and your communist government that is intent on taking away your God-given right to hoard guns, girls, and gadgets. As our name clearly indicates, we have no remorse about anything and do not believe in silly things like accountability, responsibility, or empathy. We are about one thing only - action - and we are about to take that now. It has come to our attention that some people in our great nation want to take away your guns just because some people are killed every few minutes by firearms. Their flawed reasoning is that if the government makes it harder to buy guns, fewer criminals will get hold of them and there will be less violence on our streets. We believe just the opposite. Our own studies indicate that if every American citizen was armed to the teeth, right down to babies, there will be no gun violence in the nation, for anytime someone starts shooting they will be mowed down by everyone else like the little commies that they are, within seconds. Think about it. What the general public doesn't realize is that the only real solution to violence is even more violence, but we are happy to educate them on that. We are also aware of the objection that such an environment might result in friendly fire and innocent people being shot, but that concern is just a fabrication of cowards who are afraid of guns. The brainiacs here at the NRA, after a lot of thought, have decided that the problem is not that too many people get shot but that the biased media labels them 'victims.' If we were to simply stop calling them that and instead call them 'enemy combatants', everything will be fine. After all, you may feel a pang of sympathy for a victim but you certainly won't feel anything but jubilation at the shooting of an enemy combatant, right? Finally, there are some people out there who believe that our organization is in the pocket of big gun manufacturers. I want to state for the record that that allegation is simply not true. We never have been, nor intend to be, pawns of the gun industry. The fact that we routinely take very large donations from dummy organizations that are in turn funded by gun manufacturers, or that my private jet, 15-room mansion in the Hamptons, and son's Ivy League college tuition are personal gifts from CEOs of gun companies does not mean anything. To draw any connection between those things and the NRA's constant push for more gun ownership is just plain bad journalism! I thank you again for your continued patronage and encourage you to keep fighting for your right to bear arms everywhere, including in churches, parks, courts, and hospitals, and to preserve our proud culture of walking around with heavy weaponry for no earthly reason but that we need to feel macho and intimidate other people just because we can. That is, after all, the American way. Yours Truly John Wayne Leper (call me JWL) P.S. Don't let anyone tell you that assault weapons do not belong in the hands of civilians. Guns that can fire 100 rounds a minute are extremely useful for hunting deer, especially if you have bad eyesight, and sniper rifles are essential when you need to shoot that annoying dinner guest who refuses to leave even though you are tired and want to go to bed. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/05/14/1208994/-The-Letter-the-NRA-does-NOT-want-you-to-see-Tweet-with-EndtheNRA Wait until you stand in front of a Gunman,and you're legally disarmed! You Guys aren't even qualified to talk about the 2nd Amendment! If you all were real,you'd seek a Constitutional Amendment,instead of trying to steal the People's Right to Selfdefense piecemeal! That "Letter" reminds me of those pious Miracle Stories you get handed in those Religious Tracts at the Supermarket Entrance! Actually that Garbage isn't even funny, you ought to not have even posted it in the Jokes Forum! again , with the extreme interpretation that someone wants to take peoples guns away its like saying, because we make laws against having sex with those who cant consent,, a REGULATION,, if you will we want to stop people from having sex,,,
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Dear NRA Members: As you all know, we are the only organization standing between you and your communist government that is intent on taking away your God-given right to hoard guns, girls, and gadgets. As our name clearly indicates, we have no remorse about anything and do not believe in silly things like accountability, responsibility, or empathy. We are about one thing only - action - and we are about to take that now. It has come to our attention that some people in our great nation want to take away your guns just because some people are killed every few minutes by firearms. Their flawed reasoning is that if the government makes it harder to buy guns, fewer criminals will get hold of them and there will be less violence on our streets. We believe just the opposite. Our own studies indicate that if every American citizen was armed to the teeth, right down to babies, there will be no gun violence in the nation, for anytime someone starts shooting they will be mowed down by everyone else like the little commies that they are, within seconds. Think about it. What the general public doesn't realize is that the only real solution to violence is even more violence, but we are happy to educate them on that. We are also aware of the objection that such an environment might result in friendly fire and innocent people being shot, but that concern is just a fabrication of cowards who are afraid of guns. The brainiacs here at the NRA, after a lot of thought, have decided that the problem is not that too many people get shot but that the biased media labels them 'victims.' If we were to simply stop calling them that and instead call them 'enemy combatants', everything will be fine. After all, you may feel a pang of sympathy for a victim but you certainly won't feel anything but jubilation at the shooting of an enemy combatant, right? Finally, there are some people out there who believe that our organization is in the pocket of big gun manufacturers. I want to state for the record that that allegation is simply not true. We never have been, nor intend to be, pawns of the gun industry. The fact that we routinely take very large donations from dummy organizations that are in turn funded by gun manufacturers, or that my private jet, 15-room mansion in the Hamptons, and son's Ivy League college tuition are personal gifts from CEOs of gun companies does not mean anything. To draw any connection between those things and the NRA's constant push for more gun ownership is just plain bad journalism! I thank you again for your continued patronage and encourage you to keep fighting for your right to bear arms everywhere, including in churches, parks, courts, and hospitals, and to preserve our proud culture of walking around with heavy weaponry for no earthly reason but that we need to feel macho and intimidate other people just because we can. That is, after all, the American way. Yours Truly John Wayne Leper (call me JWL) P.S. Don't let anyone tell you that assault weapons do not belong in the hands of civilians. Guns that can fire 100 rounds a minute are extremely useful for hunting deer, especially if you have bad eyesight, and sniper rifles are essential when you need to shoot that annoying dinner guest who refuses to leave even though you are tired and want to go to bed. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/05/14/1208994/-The-Letter-the-NRA-does-NOT-want-you-to-see-Tweet-with-EndtheNRA Wait until you stand in front of a Gunman,and you're legally disarmed! You Guys aren't even qualified to talk about the 2nd Amendment! If you all were real,you'd seek a Constitutional Amendment,instead of trying to steal the People's Right to Selfdefense piecemeal! That "Letter" reminds me of those pious Miracle Stories you get handed in those Religious Tracts at the Supermarket Entrance! Actually that Garbage isn't even funny, you ought to not have even posted it in the Jokes Forum! again , with the extreme interpretation that someone wants to take peoples guns away its like saying, because we make laws against having sex with those who cant consent,, a REGULATION,, if you will we want to stop people from having sex,,,
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its satire
but I would expect the fearful gun toting (not a condemnation of everyone that carries a gun, but of the SUBSECTION who promote and encourage fear to scare and guilt others into believing they must have one) to immediately pounce on it in defense,,, note: this is the jokes thread,, don't take yourselves so seriously |
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This thread is pretty funny, and I agree it belongs in the Jokes section.
Actually, the joke is on EVERYONE because as soon as all that "hope and change" takes place, which most likely will be in April of 2014, we finally will have our Utopia...a place where we will all just get along: even the estimated 1.4 million gang members who now terrorize our largest cities. Truly funny! |
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change takes place everyday,, good and bad
hope is an individual asset that depends upon personal/individual experience and perspective,, not upon who is in washington but it is still a joke forum,,, if the joke isnt someones cup of tea, its simple to avoid it,,I do it quite often when I see people targeted in the joke section via the subject line |
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