How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?


Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

That cute
how's it going JRonin

What an azzhole!!




x

Just sharing ---> often take fast food can have high possibility to stroke.

And you know why Dairy Queen chose Burger King over BiG Mac right?








Because Burger King Satisfries!

cool as ice brutha cool as ice

I LIKE IT!!!

1. She is not picking your calls
right? Don't
worry, send her a
text saying "Honey have you
recieved the
money?"... She will call back. 2. He is not picking your calls
right? Don't
worry, upload his picture on
your profile and
write "I' will miss you, Rest
In .Peace...", He will call back. Chap chap TRUE OR FALSE?

Akpos and Jonathan(not GEJ o)
lived next
door to each other.
Akpos owned a hen and each
morning he
would look in his garden and pick up one of
his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his
garden and saw
that the hen had laid an egg in
Jonathan's garden. He was about to go
next door when
he saw Jonathan pick up the
egg.
Akpos ran up to Jonathan and
told him that the egg belonged to him
because he owned
the hen.
Jonathan disagreed because the
egg was laid
on his property. They argued for a while until
finally Akpos
said, "In my family we normally
solve
disputes by the following actions:
I kick you in the testicles and time how
long it takes for
you to get back up. Then you
kick me in the
testicles and time how long it
takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker
wins the
egg."
Jonathan agreed to this and so
Akpos put on
the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He
took a few steps back, then ran
toward
Jonathan and kicked him as hard
as he could
in the testicles. Jonathan fell to the floor
clutching his groin,
howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually Jonathan stood up
and said, "Now
it's my turn to kick you." Akpos smiled and said, "Ye can
keep the
damn egg!!"

Lol