Topic: The White Gorilla
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Mon 04/14/14 12:09 PM
A man reads in the newspaper of a rare white gorilla in a zoo far away.
He decides that he just has to see it.
The journey will be a long and arduous one but he simply cannot resist.
He sets out on his trip and travels by car to the docks, and catches a boat across a huge ocean.
After weeks of sea travel he arrives at the other side and takes a train to the zoo.
When he sees the white gorilla he can't believe his eyes, it's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.
He simply must get a closer look, so he goes to the zoo manager and begs to be allowed into the gorilla's cage.
After much arguing the man finally persuades the manager to let him in to the gorilla's cage, but before he does he tells the man that whatever he does he must not under any circumstances touch the white gorilla.
The man agrees and is led to the cage.
He tiptoes into the cage and is amazed; the gorilla is even more beautiful close up than it was from a distance.
The white gorilla just sits quietly and looks at the man.
After a while the man gets use to being so close to the gorilla and it seems so peaceful and calm that he starts to think that there can't be any harm in touching the gorilla.
He slowly moves closer and closer to it, all the time the white gorilla just looks calmly at him.
He reaches out his arm and gently touches the gorilla.
Just as his arm makes contact the gorilla jumps up and starts roaring.
The man turns and runs to the exit, getting there just before the gorilla.
He leaps through the door and the keepers slam the door just in time.
The gorilla pulls at the door and to the man's horror the bars start to bend.
The man runs out of the zoo and to the train station and jumps on the train, which as luck would have it is just leaving.
He glances back and can see the gorilla chasing after the train, but not gaining on it. The train arrives at the docks and the man quickly scampers aboard the boat.
The boat leaves and the man thinks he's safe at last.
He relaxes and starts to enjoy the leisurely cruise back across the ocean.
The day they're due back in port he's walking on deck when he sees a small shape in the water trailing behind the boat.
He can't make it out so he borrows a pair of binoculars from one of the crew.
He focuses the binoculars on the small shape and is horrified to discover that it's the white gorilla, swimming behind the boat.
It must have been there all along.
The boat then arrives in port and the man hurries through customs and rushes to his car.
He drives off just in time to see the gorilla climbing out of the ocean from his rear view mirror.
He drives as fast as he can to his house and runs in locking the door behind him.
All the time being followed be the huge white gorilla.
The gorilla starts pounding on the door and having seen what it did to the cage at the zoo the man knows it won't take it very long to get in.
He runs from room to room trying to think of a place he can hide.
He hears the door shatter and dives into a wardrobe and pulls the door closed behind him. Outside the gorilla is going mad trying to find the man; he's ripping things up and tearing out doors.
Finally he comes to the wardrobe the man is hiding in and rips the door off.
The gorilla sees the man and smiles, reaches out a massive hand and gently touches the man and says...
"Tag. You’re it!”

slaphead bigsmile

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Mon 04/14/14 03:26 PM
rofl

You don't want to know where my mind went!!! blushing pitchfork :laughing:

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Mon 04/14/14 03:29 PM
.. that was totally hilarious..happy laugh

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Mon 04/14/14 04:05 PM
:laughing:

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Thu 04/17/14 09:08 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 04/17/14 09:15 AM
laugh

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Thu 04/17/14 07:38 PM
I was thinking about something much more terrifying....:000

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Wed 05/21/14 05:04 AM
***panting**** you, my friend, are no friend of mine.

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Sat 05/24/14 02:08 PM
laugh laugh that was a good one!! laugh laugh laugh laugh embarassed

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Sat 05/24/14 02:22 PM
I remember I asked my Nanny to tell me ghost story when I was younger. She always had the best scary stories. I remember listening to her tell me this story and being on edge waiting to see what
would happen. I can still hear her voice as she yelled Tag! Lol thanks for triggering that memory.

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Sat 06/07/14 10:46 PM

***panting**** you, my friend, are no friend of mine.

i agree with you. it's a huge funny story :-)

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Sat 06/07/14 11:03 PM
laugh rofl :laughing:

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Tue 06/24/14 11:07 PM
hehehe I was reading this story intently anticipating a terrible but funny end for that man. I couldn't help but burst out in laughter when I read "tag, you're it". rofl lollll