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Topic: What does your mother smell like?
TawtStrat's photo
Tue 04/22/14 09:44 AM
This is a question for the ladies.

If I took you to my local pub would the crude banter that the regulars there engage in bother you?

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Tue 04/22/14 09:50 AM
Ha nope! I used to hear all kinds of "crude banter" when I worked in the sporting goods department at Wally (WalMart). Quite entertaining! I just act all sheepish and shy and go about my work. Then laugh to myself as they fell all over themselves apologizing for their comments in front of a lady. laugh

soufiehere's photo
Tue 04/22/14 10:07 AM
Bars are full of drunks.
Of course they will talk smack.
One knows this going in.

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Tue 04/22/14 10:08 AM
Actually I think some of the most offensive things I've ever heard came from the sober women I worked with in the deli/bakery!

willing2's photo
Tue 04/22/14 10:16 AM
I'll respond to the topic title.

About now, she'd smell like 10 year old body gravy.

TawtStrat's photo
Tue 04/22/14 10:17 AM
Cool, they actually serve quite nice food there and it was a lady that recommended that I tried it there.

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Tue 04/22/14 10:26 AM

I'll respond to the topic title.

About now, she'd smell like 10 year old body gravy.


ill respond to the title too!

my mom smells like Chanel No. 5...just don't pull her finger if she ever asked!:smile:

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Tue 04/22/14 10:31 AM
response to topic....she usually smells like a nursing home since she's staying in one.

Response for other......Nope, I can sometimes be heard making some of the crude comments or remarks. Brad Paisley's song "I'm Still a Guy" comes to mind....:wink:

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 04/22/14 10:48 AM
Hahaha I would just dish it right back at them... And most likely turn a few faces red......I love me some good ole banter....when all in fun that is...bigsmile

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Tue 04/22/14 02:33 PM
Before she died of lung cancer in 2012 my mother always smelled like cigarette smoke.

And no, I wouldn't be offended in the least as I've often been known to have a salty vocabulary when the mood strikes me. winking


no1phD's photo
Tue 04/22/14 02:47 PM
.. abandonment..

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Tue 04/22/14 02:53 PM
I can give as good as I get, and then some.
I like a bit of banter.
Like the guy who said to me 'I'd love to get into your knickers'
I just casualy said, 'no thanks, there's already an a-s hole in there.
Well he asked for it and his friends thought it was hillarious.

soufiehere's photo
Tue 04/22/14 02:55 PM

I can give as good as I get, and then some.
I like a bit of banter.
Like the guy who said to me 'I'd love to get into your knickers'
I just casualy said, 'no thanks, there's already an a-s hole in there.
Well he asked for it and his friends thought it was hillarious.

hahahahahaha
I may have to use this.

no1phD's photo
Tue 04/22/14 03:00 PM


.. abandonment..
aww milo .. She didnt have a choice . Scratching your belly and giving you a bone
.. yeah blondey.. thanks for giving me a bone.....rrrrrr...lol..WHAT!!. she left the door open for that one... and you know me I want to walk right in....lol...jk...hi.u:-):-):-D

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Tue 04/22/14 04:27 PM



.. abandonment..
aww milo .. She didnt have a choice . Scratching your belly and giving you a bone
.. yeah blondey.. thanks for giving me a bone.....rrrrrr...lol..WHAT!!. she left the door open for that one... and you know me I want to walk right in....lol...jk...hi.u:-):-):-D

Where I'm from, we give the bone.

Sit, shaggette,sit.

2469nascar's photo
Tue 04/22/14 04:31 PM
bein at the race tracks on the week ends i here all the good ones.butt the best one i have herd all week came from the sweetest gal here on the forums...
what did the girl from kentucky say the first time she had sex? get off me dad your crushing my cigarettes. lmfao

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Tue 04/22/14 04:36 PM
Edited by BrandNewJourney on Tue 04/22/14 04:40 PM

Actually I think some of the most offensive things I've ever heard came from the sober women I worked with in the deli/bakery!


Oh yes, you should have heard the women I worked with at the Print Bindery! Would make a sailor blush :laughing:

As for the OP.

I don't go into many bars/pubs. Only to my step brothers for food and most there are decent and I usually don't stay long enough for them to get drunk. So I miss all the banter :laughing:

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Tue 04/22/14 04:38 PM

I can give as good as I get, and then some.
I like a bit of banter.
Like the guy who said to me 'I'd love to get into your knickers'
I just casualy said, 'no thanks, there's already an a-s hole in there.
Well he asked for it and his friends thought it was hillarious.


Love it Franky :laughing:

willing2's photo
Tue 04/22/14 04:53 PM
I don't do bars.

My type of lady doesn't either.

If, I did, I'd set myself near Ms Funkyfranky and LMAO at jackwads she stuns.

ridewytepony's photo
Tue 04/22/14 04:59 PM
Ask you older brother or I guess that's Dad to you.
The better part of you d��pt down herd inner thigh

Just keeping the theme alive.

and to answer the Questions

I remember Mother always smelt like a house of ill repute
I played the bango as she whailed aloud.

Fun banter yes if both have there sence or humor
that day can be entertainment.

Not into pissing matches,or people that get stuck on stupid.

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