Oh plzz wat ******** topic we guys here nt for joke like u zoker...

Who came first, the chicken or the egg.
The chicken, that's why the egg looked pissed off

OMG Ilove that one thanks RCB .

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while. yelling. so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.

"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."

"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"

"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."

good cause I have more!

how do they practice safe sex up in Illinois?
by placing signs on the backs of animals that KICK!

oh come on you no your switching that around with kentucky.but its still a good joke... please dont stop there!!! LOL

what comes after 69??
:mouthwash

A duck walks into a pharmacy and say's
'can i have a packet of condoms please'.

the lady gets them of the shelf and say's, ' would you like me to put them on your bill'

duck say's ' no, but you can put one on my c--k if you like

Franky!

So this Chinese fellow walks into a bar with a huge colorful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow", says the bartender, "where did you get that from?" "From China", answered the parrot, "they’ve got tons of them there!"

Q 1 What goes in hard and strong but comes out soft and flubby and weak? Pupil : chewing gum. Teacher : oops i got it wrong.

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water.

I can't get hard now, I just got laid

This makes me laugh or at least chuckle a bit

So...this guy standing beside me says to me.."hey do ya mind if I smoke"?...****..I said to him...go ahead n burst into flames for I care..

Is it true that the Cannibals aren't eating Clowns cus they taste funny?

Is it true that the Cannibals aren't eating Clowns cus they taste funny?

PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PhD friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

The PhD man replies: "I see millions of stars.” The ordinary man asks: "What does that tell you?"

The PhD guy ponders for a minute: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

The ordinary man is silent for a moment, and then speaks: "Practically . . . . . . . . it tells me that ... THE TENT HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" .

Be educated in the right way and not go beyond the boundaries!
Enjoy it..........

I often wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank uses the phrase
'thanks for coming'

Three Soviet prisoners are sitting around comparing stories. Eventually the subject turns to what crimes they committed to end up in their predicament.

The first prisoner says, "I came to work late and they accused me of cheating the State out of my labor services.

The second prisoner says, "I came to work early and they accused me of brown nosing."

The third prisoner says, "I came to work exactly on time every day without fail, and they accused me of owning a Western wristwatch."

Joke #2

Three American prisoners are sitting around comparing stories. Eventually the subject turns to what crimes they committed to end up in their predicament.

The first prisoner says, "I charged higher prices than everyone else and they accused me of profiteering and price gauging."

The second prisoner says, "I charged lower prices than everyone else and they accused me of predatory price cutting and cut-throat competition."

The third prisoner says, "I charged the same prices as everyone else and they accused me of collusion and cartelization."

Whats the only good thing about alzheimers disease?
on easter you can hide your own eggs